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Im all at sea
Where no one can bother me
Forgot my roots
If only for a day
Just me and my thoughts
Sailing far away

Like a warm drink conceives into my soul
Please just leave me right here on my own
Later on you could spend some time with me
If you want to, all at sea

Im all...
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porcelainheart:
YOU WERE UP ALL NIGHT WITH MY WOMAN?!

hm. you better get the on point kings. i'm getting the homestarmy & we're coming to kick your ass.


getting back with an ex is never, ever a good idea. ever.
mykel:
I guess it depends on why you broke up. But it appears to usually not be such a great idea.
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porcelainheart:
it's july 10th. it says so on my wishlist thingy.

stinkoman!
porcelainheart:
kiss don't worry stinkoman. we're just going to bed.
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I can't be 36. I'm not qualified.

Thirty-six-year-olds have families and cute houses with perfectly manicured lawns. They pick kids up at soccer practice and go home to their wives and everyone asks how each other's day was. They have normal day jobs and wear
ties and look at their stock portfolios.

I have none of these things. I watch cartoons and think waffles and...
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bigwhelturnsmal:
Happy Birthday man. I have more to say but I am incorrent as of now. But anyway happy birthday.
lucy:
Happy birthay cutie!
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OK, I need a favor.

If I ever die, could somebody come over and get all the things out of my house that would break my poor momma's heart? It's not much, just a little low-grade porn, and maybe tidy up if there are a bunch of booze bottles and cans laying around? Oh, and feed the dog. Thanks a lot.

When I die I'll...
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porcelainheart:
so that's what chicken fried the chekt looks like on the inside!
maddog_hoek:
Happy effin birthday. biggrin
You share it with my pops, but he's got a solid 20 yrs on ya.
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One of the Top 10 most uncomfortable days of my life, and it had nothing to do with VDay. Back to work in my newly sort of demoted position, feeling like the biggest jackass ever. Maybe I'm just paranoid, but I swear there were people who wouldn't even look me in the eye.

This supposedly temporary new job, which is the job I used to...
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sarahg:
she doesnt know what she's talking about. i'm katie80.

(she can be katie number 1. cuz.. aww.)
mykel:
You're right, I did biggrin
And thankyou, that was so sweet!
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You might have found yourself at some point asking, "How deep does StrongMad's sickness go? How retarded, how idiotic is he?" Well, this deep, this retarded, this idiotic. I got drunk and made webcam valentines for my Katies.

Yes, I am a dork. Heehee, love you guys. Have a great one!

kiss love kiss love
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porcelainheart:
of course! when i saw the cheat giving me that little heart, i melted. so of course. yes.
porcelainheart:
LOL. yes. i wanted to screencap that scene [when he's reading the book] so i can use the picture as a wallpaper on my phone.. but i forgot cuz i was laughing.
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kharnalbloodlust:
thank you sir. that was a lovely compliment to be given. =)
maddog_hoek:
I more thought about katie #1
is she bitter after all the other katies showed up?
does she call herself #1 katie, katie #1, the original katie, or just plain old katie, as she was always katie even after katie #2++ showed up.
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So there's this group of people who every Saturday gather at the main intersection in my neighborhood and protest. They just walk back and forth through the crosswalks with signs that say "NO IRAQ WAR!" and "MAKE PEACE!" and "BRING OUR TROOPS HOME!"

Now, I'm sure these folks are well-meaning, but what exactly do they think they are going to accomplish? Like W is going...
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porcelainheart:
it's no coincidence.... !!
porcelainheart:
i am the cheat's baby mama.. mama.