If cave men had social media they would tweet:
"Kill bear. Bring heart. Eat with fist."
Then later they would DM:
"Penis large now."
There's just something repulsive about them.
caraphernelia:
hahaha I feel the same XXD
sevillus:
Evil, small, drooly, sniffly.
I can't live in a society that requires women to wear burqas. Yes. human rights, etc., but I also need to see tits when I walk down the street.
Big wet dripping lips
I'll complain about the coarsening of the culture when anal sex takes out negative ads against oral sex.
Often I will hear this question from an audience of young ladies: Sir, if my breasts are augmented, does that mean I will have three breasts, four, or even more?
And the answer is: No. In an instance of breast augmentation, it is almost never necessary to increase the number of breasts beyond the traditional two.
@Vanp has wrecked the ph balance in my libido. See her set
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vanp:
whooooa hahaha thank you both @norte come here, kiss me quickly! ahahah
norte:
@vanp don't say that unless you want me to do it, because I will! hahahaha *fangirl mode*
Boys. You boys out there. These are the rules. If your English teacher gives you a blowjob after school someday, you:
1) Do not tell your parents
2) Do not tell the police
3) Do not tell your friends
Is that so hard?
1. Two words: Barbecue sauce
2. When steamed, the ink turns to a kind of gravy
3. When you present the finished meal, you're allowed to call it the "Set of the Day"
4. You can't say "fricasse" without laughing
5. Piercings? Surprisingly delicious