Often I will hear this question from an audience of young ladies: Sir, if my breasts are augmented, does that mean I will have three breasts, four, or even more?

And the answer is: No. In an instance of breast augmentation, it is almost never necessary to increase the number of breasts beyond the traditional two.

@Vanp has wrecked the ph balance in my libido. See her set

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vanp:
whooooa hahaha thank you both @norte  come here, kiss me quickly! ahahah
norte:
@vanp don't say that unless you want me to do it, because I will! hahahaha *fangirl mode*

Boys. You boys out there. These are the rules. If your English teacher gives you a blowjob after school someday, you:

1) Do not tell your parents

2) Do not tell the police

3) Do not tell your friends

Is that so hard?

1. Two words: Barbecue sauce

2. When steamed, the ink turns to a kind of gravy

3. When you present the finished meal, you're allowed to call it the "Set of the Day"

4. You can't say "fricasse" without laughing

5. Piercings? Surprisingly delicious


Based on a true story about a woman who poisoned her husband to death slowly after he reached age 35 and developed a body shaped like a pear. "It was disgusting," her attorney, Carla Mylock, said. "He didn't even try to run it off or work out. He just let his ass spread and expected a blowjob for it. Every day. "

The defendant, Linda...
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