I saw NoMeansNo last night with my good buddy Argus. If you were there (odds are that you weren't) I was the guy who completely lost his shit during The River. I never drink Red Bull because it tastes like battery acid, but Argus made me do it and....well, I totally spazzed out.
Apparently I "won" a contest yesterday at the SGOC brunch which got me into the Detour Festival.
Peeping Tom = The best gig of the day. Hands down. They had bass drops so hard and heavy that it distorted my vision. I must aquire these techniques for my own mallicious intentions.
So I went to the local Oktoberfest celebration last Saturday at Old World to piss off my Jewish ancestors. I'm hanging out with Tom n' Heather n' Ben n' Co. We're drinkin', dancing, having a grand ol' tyme when out of nowhere this girl grabs me, has me dance with her, and pulls me out to the patio for a chat. I could tell from... Read More
For the love of Skeletor, my back has a knot in it the size of an apple! Like I was stabbed in my sleep. Somebody make it stop. I'll give you a cookie.
Taking a day off of work to finish up a shitty math workshop that's carried over into it's 4th semester. I've determined I'm not disciplined enough for self-paced courses. Eat a dick,... Read More
soooo, i remember like 20% of our conversation lastnight. i'm sure i professed my love for you & offered my child-bearing hips. i woke up this morning covered in kittens and wearing a silk robe. ??
I went to the gym this afternoon and grabbed a bottle of flavored water out of curiosity.
Before opening it, I noticed something floating around. The substance was not a solid, but not entirely fluid. It kind of swirled around and looked a bit milky....and...sweet christ is that jizz? In my Powerade bottle?! I didn't order a protein shake!
Thank you for the # for pest control. I am gonna wait till tuesday and ask her again to get it done ASAP if nothing is done then i will get it done myself. Thank you again