Well, I'll be goddamned; I had started making good headway on teaching myself PHP/MYSQL last October when a pair of catastrophic computer crashes had me reeling. At some point I recovered all the files that had been lost and got a great new computer to work on but haven't had time to set the server stuff up. I finally decided to git-r-dun this afternoon and...
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Men. We're all about the romance.
Don't take my word for it.
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_pwwi/is_200702/ai_n17220307/
http://some-nonexistent-domain.com/romance.mov
Don't take my word for it.
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_pwwi/is_200702/ai_n17220307/
http://some-nonexistent-domain.com/romance.mov
saillesong:
yea I find that to be false. lol I am experiencing a distinct lack of romance these day. I believe it died a slow and agonizing death.
velvet_petal:
These articles are so funny. I believe romance is alive and well and living a lot of hearts. Now lifelong fidelity may be a bit of an endangered concept in these times or not desired or whatever.
One of those amazing things; a hard drive that got fried from an electrical surge - wouldn't click, wouldn't spin, couldn't be read... sat for a month, then spun up as if it had never happened. I managed to save two external drives by putting them in the freezer but this is the ice-ing. Get it? Yock yock.
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malloreigh:
i feel like you'd lose an awful lot of ginger that way!
the_swill:
Excellent pic, good sir.
"Gardens... should be like lovely, well-shaped girls: all curves, secret corners, unexpected deviations, seductive surprises and then still more curves."
H.E. Bates, A Love of Flowers
H.E. Bates, A Love of Flowers
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casper:
Explain? no entiendo.
casper:
haha. How could you possibly be talking dirty, Mr Wood? har har.
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deuteranopia:
While that would be awesome, I haven't quite the finances for a "quick trip" to anywhere that's not within driving distance.
deuteranopia:
I've got a pub called the "Plough and Harrow" nearby (I call it the P&H), but they don't have a dart board. They have a bloody bouncy castle. What the hell kind of pub is that?
They fell in love
They fell in love
Her affair was with an imaginary conception; an unattainable, soap-opera romance that could never be as fulfilling as even a moderately-applied neck and shoulder rub
He fell in love with himself
The love was as true as any love
They both felt the bubbles brew in their bellies
Her bubbles, coming to a fast boil like those...
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They fell in love
Her affair was with an imaginary conception; an unattainable, soap-opera romance that could never be as fulfilling as even a moderately-applied neck and shoulder rub
He fell in love with himself
The love was as true as any love
They both felt the bubbles brew in their bellies
Her bubbles, coming to a fast boil like those...
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deuteranopia:
I wasn't moaning about anything, if you hadn't noticed. I was simply reporting that despite the fact that I have almost no desire to pursue relationships with the opposite sex, that I can still have crushes. Plus, I figure I'm doing the artists a favor by plugging their talent on my little slice of the internet.
deuteranopia:
If I bemoan anything, it'll be the exorbitant use of the word "bemoan."
Addendum to yesterday's post:
If my phone had been ringing off the hook in response to yesterday's blog, it would have either been skeptical readers with a bone to pick, namely that the implied suggestion that I had a dick I could sling over my shoulder was a lie, or sexual libertines anxiously requesting their chance to find out how big it was in the...
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If my phone had been ringing off the hook in response to yesterday's blog, it would have either been skeptical readers with a bone to pick, namely that the implied suggestion that I had a dick I could sling over my shoulder was a lie, or sexual libertines anxiously requesting their chance to find out how big it was in the...
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deuteranopia:
Or you haven't watched enough pornography.
deuteranopia:
No, SG is pretty tame in terms of porn. I wouldn't call myself a connoisseur, or anything, but I have seen my fair share of it. I mean, come on, I'm in the military.
You find the funniest things out by the curb on garbage day eve. When I went to check on my cans, to see how many of the locals had used my recycling can for their baggies of dogshit (and don't get me started on my thoughts on picking up hot fresh turds with only a 1/100th of an inch thick plastic lining between a hand...
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deuteranopia:
Well, those are indeed trashcan treasures. The cock pump, well, despite its seemingly unopened appearance, I wouldn't touch the thing. As for the rings, well, I'm sure with a little ingenuity, you could convert them into some type of cranial jewelry and just never tell whomever you give them to what they once were.
deuteranopia:
Well, at the very least, I wouldn't let the recipients know the source of their re-gifts.
I was in the mood for some music and I didn't want to hear Julio Inglesias, so I put this little medley together. I'm gonna go listen to it now.
deuteranopia:
I certainly didn't feel like an asshole when I left them a nasty comment with their customer service about how they ship their parts. I heard from several people at work that Auto Zone is notorious for that kind of thing. It's doubtful that they'll change their foolish ways, but hey, at least I got to verbally stretch someone's asshole over a trash can for a few minutes.
As for my ploy, I will indeed let you know how that goes. So far, nothing, though.
As for my ploy, I will indeed let you know how that goes. So far, nothing, though.
I think I have a lot of interesting images and photos in my pics section. Regardless, it would appear that nobody has even bothered to look at them, let alone respond with even the briefest comment. Why is that? I don't need a hug or anything, but I am curious yellow.
suispud1:
ahhh a challenge!!!
This Facebook shit is totally fucked.
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tarion:
hahahaha good point 
