jimlinsa

Close to five months after my mom died, and within a month or so of probably being about to receive my family’s share of her inheritance, I had this dream, the first dream I've had of my mother since she died.

In the dream, part of the inheritance was going to be this entire square block right in the middle of Manhattan, which was composed...
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How much longer do you think I've got, Linsa, to entertain fantasies about Otorongo?

Probably a few more weeks, Jim.

A few more weeks? I'm up to ten thousand on this thing now. Don't you think that should buy me more than a few more weeks? I mean, the New York Times ad probably won't even appear for another five or six months.

I...
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Went for it, basically. Thanks @RISK for the encouragement! My wife is behind me too. Interesting. Guys I consulted were much more dubious and suspicious. Ladies rock!

So I've got a marketing plan that gives Otorongo exposure in a NY Times Book Review ad, Publishers Weekly ads, various Internet promotions, three critical reviews (out of which you gotta hope we get something positive to put...
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So my resolution to document my progress with attempting to self-publish my novel Otorongo has led me to the present situation, which has got me pretty fucked. Don't know how else to put it, exactly. I'm a fiction writer. The thing about reporting, i.e. nonfiction, which I have done very little of over the years, but just enough to know, is that trying to lay...
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I'm not going to stop fucking Jim when he's smoking my ass with a fucking red hot baseball bat because your dress is too tight and it's pinching your nipples, Linsa. Why don't you just take it off and get laid, girl, and stop standing there bitching?

Yes, Mistress. I could tell you really liked it when I licked your asshole. I could suck on...
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They call it Cover Polish. I've finally got the text of Otorongo submitted and they're starting to work on the design of the book. Here's some stuff for the back cover.

I've been feeling crappy for three weeks with a flu/cold thing, and it's been interesting. I've done nothing but sleep and work on my editing project for Otorongo. Whenever I think of doing something I just take a nap instead. Lately I've had enough energy to go back to work, so now I eat, sleep, and work a little. But no sweets, no drugs, no...
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So, to summarize. I submitted Otorongo to iUniverse a month or so ago after paying them $1500 and now they're going to publish it!

But I got this 29 page editorial evaluation I have to deal with that had a bunch of criticisms and shit, although they also said a bunch of good things, so I'm going through and trying to fix up the spelling
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My dick never felt this enormous before!

(Riane has grown to be enormous too. She almost blots out the sky. Even her tiny tits are the biggest boobs Jim has ever seen, and her belly button is the size of his head. Jim would probably be crushed beneath her if not for the monolith of his prong. Wings! She has wings opening above him!)

Riane!...
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But MUSHROOMS?!!

I took medicine this morning. Nice. Maitake mushrooms. Because I've been feeling slightly indisposed ever since I overdosed on a pot cookie a few nights ago.

I think I must have been feeling a little bit indisposed already. Otherwise I can't explain the really miserable pot experience that I had after eating that cookie. Nausea, you know, and burning in the fires of
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Some serious developments over at iUniverse, the self-publishing outfit I've paid $1500 for the privilege of having my book published. It looks like it's actually going to happen! Much to my amazement they're cool with it! Close to 400 pages of one graphic sex encounter after the next, I didn't think any normal, conventional publisher would want to have anything to do with it. But...
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