dekatzmeow

OPERATION UNDEAD COMPLETED
Yeah! I got my bike started last night. The battery needed a good charging and, of coarse, gas. Let me tell you, the gas can is smarter than me. I ended up coverd in gasoline before I figured out how to work the damn thing. I took it around town and on the beltway. Damn it felt good! There's nothing happier than...
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How long has it been since you've been in a moon bounce? Thinking I still had the ninja skills that I had as a child, I was the first one in. Bad idea. For starters, that plastic gets pretty fucking hot in the sun. I crawled in and bounced like I was supposed to. Then everything started spinning. I grabbed onto the netting so I...
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This morning I decided to write a bit but figured I would have more drama to talk about after I got back from the MVA so I waited. So here it is kids:

Let me start off letting you know it's all the crack head's fault. Everything wrong in my life can somehow be traced back to her, lol. Well, after her nasty little vermin...
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Just a bit about me....



girl anachronism- Dresden Dolls

you can tell
from the scars on my arms
and cracks in my hips
and the dents in my car
and the blisters on my lips
that i'm not the carefullest of girls

you can tell
from the glass on the floor
and the strings that're breaking
and i keep on breaking more
and it looks...
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Finally, the weather has let up. Just sittin back and listening to Tori and Sinead. Nothing says accomplishment like a mowed lawn and a clean house. Even better when someone else does it for you.

I don't know what the deal has been recently. I usually don't dream but recently I've been having dreams all kinds of fucked up. Isn't it odd how you can...
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It's been a weird week. Not really been feeling much like myself.

Life is good. It's also sweaty, but good. May even be taking a short vacation in the next few months, you know I need it. Actually work is smooth, it's almost the end of the school term and then the kids have two weeks vacation. I'll probably work on the holiday, the kids hold a wicked picnic and food is free. Oh, and go fucking...
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I'm not sure what is more disturbing. The fact that I'm turned on by this show watching girls working on cars or that I'm too lazy to reach across the bed and grab the remote control. Cars really do nothing for me. Must be the hot sweaty girls. Hehe, they're talking about a tranny. Look! Old guys in leather performing at the garage. For being...
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Follow up two years later...
Operation Crack Whore Eviction Accomplished!

I'm staying out of trouble, at least most of the time. My car gottowed last week while I was at the Red Fish. I thought that sign applied to everyone but me. I mean, if only they knew me right? The tow company had my car for 15 minutes, it cost me $250 cash. So...
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Looking forward my trip to Puerto Rico. Can't remember anything from high school Spanish. We'll see if I get kidnapped and sold for parts.

I love being alive. Not to sound like a fruitcake, I am just enjoying life. Yeah, it might be even better in Maui but right now I have my little piece of heaven. My boy left today to go back to school so I'm back to weekend love. Still looking for a maid to use and abuse but unwilling to settle. Beyond that, looking forwrad...
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