Six years ago was my first holiday season I spent away from my family in Texas. It was possibly the lowest point in my life. I was in Charlottesville, Virginia, working at a tattoo shop with one other guy and he was a complete asshole. My one friend was 3 hours away in Washington, DC. I had a week off from xmas to new years...
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disdain:
i will soon be working at a fred meyer near you... or your shop. either way. this means that you will soon be getting monies from me. soon.
disdain:
I will be working the same job as always only at freddy's.
disdain:
winter solstice is a motherfucker.
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saeta:
because my dad is horrible with children everytime he took me to the dentist as a kid, he lean over in the waiting room and keep wispering, "is it safe? is it safe?" then i'm sure he laughed the whole time i was getting my teeth cleaner. fuck you, dad.
i stopped traffic to take this picture. i had to.
i stopped traffic to take this picture. i had to.
schmelectra:
yeah, i know. but i read those articles, and just got a very strong sense of nostalgia.
very strong.
very strong.
I'm durunk. Fu;lck all you bithcese. Happy birthday to mee!
Peasssce in the middle east. Maker's mark tastes like good.
Peasssce in the middle east. Maker's mark tastes like good.
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schmelectra:
yes it is! 
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schmelectra:
it certainly is! thank you!
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disdain:
creepy little girl fetish?
disdain:
the tattoo is beautiful!
it healed up really quickly & i have been getting tons of compliments on it.
it healed up really quickly & i have been getting tons of compliments on it.
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hopey:
I know right? It's the accent and the love of butter.
If you were cool, and/or looking to blow off some steam, you'd be seeing my favorite Canadian power trio tonight.
disdain:
i am a differently abled power trio.
bipedalprimate:
"cool" would not be the word I would choose to describe it, effing Dante's.
You are a sex machine when you're dancing, though.
You are a sex machine when you're dancing, though.
So, for the 1st in over 20 years I'm dressing up for Halloween. I'm just not a dress-up sort of person. When I bought my house I decorated, carved a pumpkin and got candy because I was excited about passing it out in my own home for the first time. One kid, who lives next door, came by. For the last few years I just...
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disdain:
1.) your balls will be cold.
2.) that ain't my mess.
3.) my job is going away. that tattoo isn't going to be finished for quite some time.
der.
2.) that ain't my mess.
3.) my job is going away. that tattoo isn't going to be finished for quite some time.
der.
bipedalprimate:
I don't think your balls got too cold.
They looked FANTASTIC and you had the best costume of the entire night.
All hail Peter Pan.
Lets sword fight.
They looked FANTASTIC and you had the best costume of the entire night.
All hail Peter Pan.
Lets sword fight.
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disdain:
sarah's buns taste good too.
disdain:
i advertise for you anyways... just not with my tits. and that is probably a good thing 'cause they're not that great. ha ha.
"I want two hearts with my kids names in it.... all I have is $60."
"Well, you can't get it for 60. I can do two small hearts and their names in small block letters around it for 60."
"Ok. Well I want one here where my elbow bends and one on the other arm."
"Oh...kay... so you don't want the two hearts together?"
"Yeah,...
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"Well, you can't get it for 60. I can do two small hearts and their names in small block letters around it for 60."
"Ok. Well I want one here where my elbow bends and one on the other arm."
"Oh...kay... so you don't want the two hearts together?"
"Yeah,...
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disdain:
excuse me? that is NOT in the book, sucka... but it might as well be. regurgitation of information is my specialty.
thanks for the ride and the art work, yo.
thanks for the ride and the art work, yo.
disdain:
it has color now. all is better with color.