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Guessin' it's a buyer's market for "LIVESTRONG" bracelets.

A man shot lasers into my eyes on monday. Sitting in my room recovering all week. got a new bookshelf too!!!

So i'm sitting here wearing just flip flops and running shorts with transmission fluid all over them and i've just finished my scotch but now i'm out of celestial seasonings sleepy time tea. white people probs.

In 2010, eleven poison dart frogs were raised at WWT Slimbridge by amphibian keepers in pint glasses of water, topped up with shop-bought Rooibos tea. Rooibos was used because it contains antioxidants with anti-fungal properties. This successfully protected the frogs against infection by chytridiomycosis.

Last night I dreamt I found some new kind of musical instrument. I'm pretty sure it doesn't exist in reality. It was gorgeous. I found it in with some old guitars and it was pretty old-looking itself. It resembled an oddly-shaped guitar, though i shan't go into a detailed description. When I strummed it, however, it didn't sound like a guitar, it sounded much more...
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so this is kind of late, but i think i pulled off christmas pretty well this year. no friends or family this year, but i still did it right. i had bought the new batman comic (hardcover) "Nol" (authored and illustrated by Lee Bermejo) just before christmas. also bought myself a nice bottle of scotch and some chocolate. So christmas day comes around and i'm...
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Fastnacht in Mainz was out of control. So many people dressed up and the lines for every bar were ridiculous. Still, the energy was perfect. everyone was happy and the mood was right. it wasn't even that cold.