absurd6

R.I.P Blue flavor.

Why is it that whenever I reach for my trusty "Blue" can of anything energydrinky nowadays its "Shuga Free"?

What happened to my Blue Raspberry, Cotton Candy, Random Berry, Etc.? Blue was a time honored flavor/color!

Henceforth the flavor "Blue" shall be known as "Toilet Bowl Blue".

Thanks Friend who re-activated my account

goodnight and good luck

i would like to invite you
to my mother's house
to my bedroom
to play those old records
we know all the words to
and i would like you to kiss me
to crush me to lick me
till i beg you to stop
till you drive me crazy

+10000000 rep to anyone who can name that song

I dont have much to say so enjoy some music I picked out, preferably with a beverage. today its Taiheikai, Junmai. extra points if you know what that is.

Enjoy

a.6

Listen to

Motor - Flashback
Justice - Waters of Nazareth

trust me.

So today I was informed that March is national Colon Cancer awareness month. Great, talk about pisces getting screwed. Not only are we at the end of the zodiac for some G.D. reason, but its also Ass Cancer month...

Heres a little something to make this March special, a tube jammed right up the button in your birthday suit!!

Fuck you Katie Couric and your...
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#1 lesson everyone needs to learn.

People are assholes, and will do anything they can to get out of their responsibilities.
The only thing you can do to protect yourself, is to be an asshole too. Nice system eh?

A guy totaled my car last month, now claimed that I wasnt in the car when he hit it, that it was parked on the side...
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My new favorite drink is the Pressure Drop.

Guiness + Espresso shot dropped in.

Dont judge it, try it.

Bostonians are teh suck

Got my tickets to see the D in February!
Can not wait ever since The Pick of Destiny.

One problem.
FUCK YOU TICKETMASTER

The only thing "convenient" about your fees is that it makes you guys plenty big enough assholes to put my size 11s upside.

SHINANAGINS!