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We speak for 3 reasons:
1.To reassure ourselves of what we know.
2.To reassure others of what we know.
3.To complain.
Words are very unneccessary, they can only do harm
I have a puffed up kneecap from peeing on a car, leaping on the hood and jumping off like a belligerant drunken loon.
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{insert complaint there}
We speak for 3 reasons:
1.To reassure ourselves of what we know.
2.To reassure others of what we know.
3.To complain.
Words are very unneccessary, they can only do harm
I have a puffed up kneecap from peeing on a car, leaping on the hood and jumping off like a belligerant drunken loon.
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People jumping in front of trains is getting to be trendy -- like trucker hats and dudes from boston.
They stopped the train at West 4th but didn't open the doors and I was like "What the fuck?".
Apparanty, some dude jumped in front. "Fuck. I need to get to work.", I thought.
"Just open the doors, we need to get out.", said the passengers....
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They stopped the train at West 4th but didn't open the doors and I was like "What the fuck?".
Apparanty, some dude jumped in front. "Fuck. I need to get to work.", I thought.
"Just open the doors, we need to get out.", said the passengers....
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drake:
ok, luckily i can't really tell what that picture is of. 
8bit_____:
look carefully... im in between two cars standing above his dismembered foot. i saw more but it was so disgusting I couldn't bear to take anymore photos -- that leg was basically attatched to a disembodied torso.
A Salem Witchhunt on Centre Street
We get a 70 degree day and than it snows the next. End of the world, I tell ya'.
Had a courtcase that went into mediation (that's when the judge says "go work it out and settle"). This cunt brought 5 witnesses to demonize me and claim I was responsible for the misery in their lives -- it was...
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We get a 70 degree day and than it snows the next. End of the world, I tell ya'.
Had a courtcase that went into mediation (that's when the judge says "go work it out and settle"). This cunt brought 5 witnesses to demonize me and claim I was responsible for the misery in their lives -- it was...
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Ha! Fully recovered and unharmed!
No bitemarks, snail trails or brain damage.
Quick, square root of 144!
Put that in your pipe and smoke it Mr. "I'm so hungover I might not wake up".
Ha!
No bitemarks, snail trails or brain damage.
Quick, square root of 144!
Put that in your pipe and smoke it Mr. "I'm so hungover I might not wake up".
Ha!
hael:
i think i mastered wish you were here 
and btw .. no bite marks = no fun
and btw .. no bite marks = no fun
debrajean:
hahaha plz tell me that actualy happened, oh in fact call me and tell me all about it
Don't usually do this but I'm drunk and fucked up at 7am.
I might not wake up.
After a trek to Brooklyn, into the "old hood" where guidos prevail and renegade assassin terrorist like myself get shit on -- after a night of raising my voice to irish lakotas (or so she claimed) about asking me where I'm from 11 times -- after the NYPD...
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I might not wake up.
After a trek to Brooklyn, into the "old hood" where guidos prevail and renegade assassin terrorist like myself get shit on -- after a night of raising my voice to irish lakotas (or so she claimed) about asking me where I'm from 11 times -- after the NYPD...
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jesusonline:
existenz is cool too, i liked it
ouioui:
Just hang on friend
Point being -- we're all shady and up to no goooood. Crooked teeth and twisted kneecaps, I want to play life in reverse and beat those thieves down before they took my bike. I just was too nice -- too thick skinned -- too much of a coward to see blood but in the end its all I want to see -- everywhere, from everyone....
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speedphreak:
The chicken and veggies sounds fantastic! I'm going to make a point of getting the ingredients and make some up this weekend.
Now, as for the dishes, they can wait, I've got to go and masturbate!
Gee, it rhymed......I'm practically Vanilla Ice!
Now, as for the dishes, they can wait, I've got to go and masturbate!
Gee, it rhymed......I'm practically Vanilla Ice!
esmee:
thats why i have a dishwasher. it makes more time for masturbating.
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hael:
grrrr no speakers on this computer 
siamesekitty:
lol you will now forever think i like smoked saimon...i just dream about it lol
I found myself oddly attracted to this busted up breast sagger earlier today.
I do dare say it was the wrinkles on her extremely tight pants that caused my weebles to wobble -- however I did not fall down. Instead I maintained firm eye contact and recorded in my periphery the strain of low hanging nipple-age.
"Thou art a dirty little boy", a purple cherub...
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I do dare say it was the wrinkles on her extremely tight pants that caused my weebles to wobble -- however I did not fall down. Instead I maintained firm eye contact and recorded in my periphery the strain of low hanging nipple-age.
"Thou art a dirty little boy", a purple cherub...
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hael:
ricardo montalban
and for some reason the only thing i could think of while reading your journal was .. mmmm mushrooms ..
and for some reason the only thing i could think of while reading your journal was .. mmmm mushrooms ..
toobunnilicious:
i suppose it did me a wee little bit o both..
I had a dream that Kerry was my teacher in harvard. I had gone back to school and was hanging out with chinese kids that were in a sex cult (typical of me) and Kerry's son was one of the leaders.
One day, John Kerry got suspicious and questioned his son, saying there are better ways to express sexuality than killing random hoes. Kerry was...
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One day, John Kerry got suspicious and questioned his son, saying there are better ways to express sexuality than killing random hoes. Kerry was...
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siamesekitty:
haha! thanks for the saimon! you rock 
ouioui:
Are you projecting?
(2 be sung to the tune of Van Morrisons 'Brown Eyed Girl')
I drank in midtown,
drank in williamsburg,
I drank in the meat packing district when I overheard
dutch people giggling - ha ha
i get fugly just thinkin bout it,
They're drinking $3500 bottles of Vodka
and im abusing young girls tits
with you
my crown heights ho
do do do
You were...
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I drank in midtown,
drank in williamsburg,
I drank in the meat packing district when I overheard
dutch people giggling - ha ha
i get fugly just thinkin bout it,
They're drinking $3500 bottles of Vodka
and im abusing young girls tits
with you
my crown heights ho
do do do
You were...
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I need a blowjob.
ouioui:
Don't we all!
siamesekitty:
lol go to vegas! 
I woke up in an awkward position with 3 sets of new German earplugs stuffed in my ears. My dick was hard but I couldn't think about masturbating this morning. Faceless doctors zipped into the room and injected my cock with fluid that made it shrivel up before my eyes. I gawked. They escorted my flacid body into an adjacent room set up for an...
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