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christmas shopping. DONE.
yes. yes. yes. I am finished.

Best idea is to put your presents in those canvas shopping bags. You can get them at most grocery stores @ 2 for 3$ or something. So 1.50$. A lot of them are made of recycled materials as well. And if you buy a gift bag.. it costs 2$ or more.. So you're saving money. .and...
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cheapart:
small extensions are doooooooooooooooooope, after all theyre half of me each, yo.
and the so so hottness?
real dope, too. tatzappin', and just killin it in general, plus shes a crack shot with a 9mm.
im retardedly in love.
guns, snow, barbarian battle beast feasts and connecticut gayness.

hey,
gime your address. jess wants it.
make those moves.

xmasx.
word.
bailey:
i havent talked to her yet, but her mom tells me she wants a horse and "i [heart] horses"

im not letting her pick where to put it though....
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I just saw a thing about how Kat von D is going to tattoo a LA logo to break the world record for most tattoos or time? Whatevs. Yeah.. so she's tattooing for 24 hours straight and doing 400 tattoos.. the same tattoos. HA! Oh man. Seriously.. I want to be number 350 on her 20th hour of tattoing. My tattoo would be the best...
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aphexplotz:
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n8urboy:
Yea. We just had a cold front come through, it was like 70 degrees out today. so cold.
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dixy:
thank you! you look kinda like Akemi in that picture!! i'm still waiting on my haloween pics!
poedelaire:
Hi Rapunzel!
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So I've had a very busy week. It's very frustrating how much of a change work can be. One week it's slow as hell.. the next I'm drawing my appointments till midnight for the next day. I guess beggars can't be choosers.

So yeah, in other news.. I'm tattooing a giant rib piece on an 18 year old girl today. I'm very very stressed. We...
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tetris:
i haven't even started the apprenticeship yet cause josh just opened up the shop and getting things up and running has taken longer than expected, also i was unemployed for a total of almost 3 weeks which ended up really financially hurting me so unfortunately i've been working everyday just to make ends meet with rent this month. Once i build a little stability i will start the apprenticeship. Sucks i have to put what i really want on hold but it's important.
and about the ribs, yeah, i s'pose i can handle the pain a little better than a squirmy 18 yr old even though i'm terrified of the pain it will bring!
stopsnitchin:
Whoa...holy pain!

* just strap her down with bungee cord and a mouth guard for her to grip her teeth into. The, bring in the gimp and flame throwing clown after she finishes. Accordion playing monkey is COMPLETELY optional... biggrin
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Yeah.
Rib tattoos are the new "tramp stamps"
Tell your friends.

Every 18 year old girl wants script or flowers on their ribs.
Also, stars on feet are the new lady armbands.
Edited to add a message from mrs_misha -And long pieces of text are then new Taz.
(that woman is hilarious)

I think I need a Japanese pink colored unicorn tattoo. Probably on my...
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glitch:
you should post a pic of your painting..I'd love to see it...I never seem to finish one either because no matter how far I get they never feel finished.......

its funny how trendy tattoos are.....people are such followers.....

it'd be rad to get one done by you though, I'd let you be creative...lol
tetris:
i'm with you on christmas music, i hate that shit! too bad about rib tattoos though, i was actually thinking of getting something on my ribs, oh well.
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Let's see.. since the bloody pad incident (see last post) I have been pretty busy. I've been doing important things like reading meg cabot's new book "big Boned" in one day. Very important. haha. Also, I was eating the crap outta a lot of food. I'm huge into eating snackies.

So.. yeah. Books I've been reading- Robert Jordan's wheel of time series. Now I'm on...
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sonofapunk:
Oh, and her mohawk coulda fucking slayed mine in a duel.

Seriously.

Hahaha!

She's the one who still spikes mine the best. And she helps me with dying and shaving too.

She's fucking rad. A little psycho these days. but still the reason I am who I am nonetheless. biggrin
sonofapunk:
Just because you're all growed up doesn't mean you have to retire anything, unless of course you grew tired of it.

Some of the most "punk rock" people I know look like average joes. The mohawks, the leathers, patches, tattoos, etcetera... All that shit isn't a symbol of elitism. It's a fucking badge that you wear. You sport it and it fucking shines. It's how you can tell who you can call a brother and a sister without ever meeting them before.

It's all about Unity. And making the world a better place.

I may not be as politically actice as half the punk-rockers out there. But I sure as fuck do my part by surgically implanting a smile on everyone I meet's fucking face.

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I make the world a better place, one smile at a time.

smile

Mom's are nuts. I agree. Hahahehehe.
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So, I have a little story for you kids.

Now, I live in a small town.. and near that town is another town. It's considered a very very trashy town. And in this town is a street thats considered the most trashy street in it. By trashy, I mean most of the houses have porches that are collapsing, or windows boarded over. Most of the...
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atomh8:
I like revenge stories that involve glue. Its the most underestimated weapon in the prankster's arsenal. biggrin
ki1:
eeww eewww eewww.
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people get all defensive if you tell them they are doing something wrong. sheesh.

I read an article the other day by a well known female tattooist whos been in the field for like 20 years. And in her article she states that she doesn't think it was harder for her to be a tattooist in the male dominated industry. It was kinda a bummer....
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cheapart:
you should just tattoo in a bikini.
y'know?
or a french maid outfit.
its impossible not to be taken seriously in a french maids outfit.
yeah, and i dont think dudes are worried about CATCHING gay from upper thigh tattoos. they are worried about TRANSMITTING gay (its highly communicable), resulting in red sox tattoos, patriots tattoos, armed forces tattoos, nascar tattoos, etc.
and no one needs to live with that kind of greg louganis nightmare.

luckily, im immune to most strains of gay. i got some on me, last week, but after a quick shower: totally not gay.
whew.
lucky.


ARRR!!!
rin:
oh geez, i hate how sexism is still so prevalent in so many areas of our lives!! i'm sorry you have to deal with that shit.
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It is widely frowned upon to set your customers on fire, despite the fact that occasionally they deserve it.
I guess I'll just have to be contented that what goes around comes around and blah blah.
I can never really get into it here.. because some customers are spies and I would hate to be venting.. and have a person assume I'm speaking of them,...
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cheapart:
i spread my dopeness like a puma.

i did a tattoo on some dude-guy yesterday
with real bits of a dogs ass.
i mean, whats the worst that could happen?
rabies?
lycanthropy?
(i know you are a fantasy novel fruit-flute so i know you know lycanthropy)
really.
if its hot enough to reduce a dogs asshole to ash, it probably is only unsanitary, and creepy, more than unsafe.
however, i got paid.
so im alright with it.

this aint a scene.....its a god-damned dogs ass. or however those lyrics go.
ARRR!!!
dulcineasuicide:
so i guess even cool jobs are irritating haha. screw capitalism man. peace and love forever. wink
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Hmph. I'm a terrible poster, but maybe that's due to the fact that.. uh.. its before 9am. Yes, I wake up before 9. Gasps of shock, I know. This is truly coming from the person who used to not get up before 10:30- ever. But, I have to. I have to drive James to work for 8. So I'm up at the weeeeee hour of...
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futuramagoo:
seriously hench dog



oh and heard about your new matrimonial and entrepreneurial endeavours, big up
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corpseripper:
i love that dog biggrin