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I finally got to see my lovely lady yesterday, we went out to our favorite little bar and decided to get piercings. I got my nips, she got her tongue. I honestly didn't think it would hurt that bad I'm pretty pain tolerant but what the fuck! On the first one I screamed out 'YOU FUCKING SLUT!' and on the second one I almost slapped...
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It's become a music time machine kinda day, which are always the best days. Its warm too, and thunder storming! Yeah I'm one of those people whom LOVE thunderstorms. I have my bottle of wine and I have already completely dissected a pomegranate and watched Earth Girls are Easy, I would be easy for Jeff Goldblum in 1988 too. The man is fucking fine. I...
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I have a sneeze attack every morning, it's to much! Too many sneezes!!
I have no fucking idea why there is snow stuck to the ground its almost April, I'm pretty mad at Ohio right now have you heard that Ohio is a dirty fucking pirate hooker? If there is snow, car won't start I haven't had a cigarette in 24 hours and I'm cranky!...
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So I think I'm turning into a zombie, something is wrong with my legs and I don't have any kind of insurance so lets just hope it goes away, or I start to have a taste for brains.
I just got done cleaning and I broke the vacuum, it started to smoke I thought it was going to explode but I'm safe now. I haven't...
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Live today! Funfun! That was really fast and that makes me feel nice except facebook is mean I don't think I've been called ugly in so many ways so many times.

My baby just walked in with a bunch of medicines because I have been sick as fuck today so I'm going to get all cozy in my bed with panda and tell him crazy...
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Wtf!! I've been gone for a few days working and I come back to see that I'm pink! WOOOO! ! !
This is seriously a dream I've had for a long time, I couldn't be happier. Thank you so much to everyone!

AH, fuck I am so happy. Today is starting off extremely well, coffee was made when I awoke, I have two chocolate bars,...
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FUCK FUCK FUCK!
I'm going through this phase I have, where all I have to say is fuck because nothing sums up anything better but after awhile I begin to say it so much I start to offend people so I start sticking my tongue out and make that funny noise, you know the noise? Here is a challenge try to spell that noise, nearly...
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Thank you so much to everyone for the comments on my set, I was honestly kinda nervous!
But everyone was so sweet I fucking love you guys!
As for my chest piece, I still need hours of a man hovering over my boobies to get it finished and I really can't afford it anytime soon but one day I promise you will be able to...
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Tomorrow at 3p.m. my set goes live! so fucking excited!

Cream Cheese is picking up the van from the impound lot today, we just got a 1966 Ford Falcon Econoline for our move to California, it's my fucking dream but he got it towed that's a long story but we're getting it back and he is paying for it.

Well I got nothing done yesterday...
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I spit in my boyfriend's belly button he spits down my ass crack its like a way of saying 'I love you but I also really want to piss you off.'
I feel like today is going to be shit, I couldn't make coffee, I still don't know if I'm working today, and I want to go see my sisters tonight I haven't seen them...
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I really wanna go see The Toasters tonight! but I can't even afford to get a pack of cigarettes. Some good news though I think I pretty much figured out my festival schedule this year
1. Summer Camp in Illinois May 27-29th
2. All Good in West Virgina July 14-17th
3. Burning Man in Nevada August 29- September 5th

After All Good we're just heading...
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