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The eyeball is not a good place for semen.
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007bond:
Yea that is not good at all!
The mouth is such a better place smile
quirky:
Tell me about it. Try cumming into your own eyes!
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I fucking hate people.


Two Kansas City police officers repeatedly ignored a pregnant woman's claims that she was bleeding and needed medical help, a police videotape released Tuesday shows.

Sofia Salva told officers nine times during the first five minutes of the stop that she was bleeding or wanted to go to a hospital. After the ninth request, a female officer asked: "How is that...
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photoline:
A bra that fits your boobs? Fantastic! Now if I could only fit my hands inside your bra....
synnove:
aahahaha...... see! i still can't fucking get it right.
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I just can't believe there are people out there who want to hurt their dogs. I can't begin to fathom why someone would want their dog to hurt another dog, let alone for sport.

I bawled through the whole video both times I watched it. I cried in sorrow for the dogs who had the misfortune of ending up in the "care" of such heartless...
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sydfloyd:
That made me cry. I wish I was rich enough to start some kinda pit bull organization. Or at least be a high profile spokesperson for an existing one.
redkelpie:
hi Baby
shit !! ... that video had me cringing and foaming at the mouth with anger ... wish i knew the ' dudes' who do this shit ... would be happy to shoot them all ..in the balls first so it hurts ..I love animals as well .. take care .. len xx
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Hahaha...Wow:



My favorite episode of ATHF:


As for personal news, my boobs are too big. They aren't too big for my body; they suit my body quite well.

At Frederick's of Hollywood I decided it'd be best to get my breasts measured for the best possible fit. After standing around for about 10 minutes by the fitting rooms, some ditz with a name tag and...
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thefreak:
I think your boobies are find just the way they are. love

But if you're really hurting for bras, come out my way. My dad owns a dealership. tongue wink biggrin

kiss kiss kiss

-TM
dminnisher411:
Don't you ever feel bad about your boobs. For the love of God, your breasts are amazing. The world should accommodate your boobs, not the other way around. If you ever cry about your breasts, it should only be about how utterly amazing they are.
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Mellow

(He will be missed...)

Fierce

(Mirko "Cro-Cop" is coming to the UFC...RIP Eddie Sanchez.)

Embarrassing

(Yummy.)

Funny


Funnier


Fap fap fap

(From If These Walls Could Talk 2...Chloe Sevigny and Michelle Williams.)

I've been craving a woman's touch like crazy lately...Being bisexual in a straight, monogamous relationship can take its toll. frown
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weston:
Sounds like a great recipe for getting better lol...Had Subway today, can go to store to get the tea...Hrm...The getting laid part might take a bit more work lol tongue

The "Embarrassing" video is hilarious and disgusting all at the same time. I remember just last month my friends and I went out and one of them was talking about that video. Except...We were in a store...At the register...So the cashier was like WTF??? blackeyed

I looooooooooooooove Demetri Martin. Guy cracks me up like no other lol...Great choice biggrin

So, I suppose you'll be watching the Saints game since you love them ever so much tongue Have a great weekend!!!

femi:
uhhhh i adore you darling truly adore you!!!! kiss
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Oh, fuck.

Story:

VALLEJO, California (AP) -- A cell phone apparently ignited in a man's pocket and started a fire that burned his hotel room and caused severe burns over half his body, fire department officials said.

Luis Picaso, 59, was in stable condition Monday with second- and third-degree burns to his upper body, back, right arm and right leg, Vallejo Fire Department assistant chief...
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sydfloyd:
Well in the case of 12" hot dogs, they make 12" buns to go with them. So why can't they at least make buns for the smaller sized hot dogs. Oh and after I wrote that journal I thought, maybe they still make the small hot dogs for people who eat smaller portions. So then there needs to be small buns.

What was even more chilling to me is how "normal" it kinda made Hitler seem. It's easy to hate the guy behind the podium shouting and waving his arms. But it's wierd to see him on vacation. It makes you realize just how many "normal" people could become just like him if under certain circumstances.
schiavona:
Hmmm, musta been an important phone call?!?

kiss kiss
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m3mentom0ri:
i cant believe she s dead...i keep watchin the musnter all the days in "nick at night! frown


hey !1 i feel waaaay better.....i had a dream about you and other girls last night he he he


see? you re even im my subconsience kiss

have a nice week!!!
bettieblueeyes:
I never noticed this before but Catherine Zeta Jones looks like her.
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HOT.
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remy:
Does it make me lame that I've seen every episode? kiss

Remy
carina:
The hottest for sure.
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vestril:
A dirty bitch even!
ynnad:
I'm glad I found this. You are not a bitch, to hate the Cowboys is to be human.
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Two o-clock in the morning. My head is swirling with a multitude of thoughts. Thoughts and white noise. And then just white noise. Another thought.

I cannot make sense of any of it. My mind darts from the sex I had just two hours ago, from a dream I had the night before, to my dog twitching in her sleep beside me, to an interview...
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remy:
You know I adore you, right? If you need someone to talk to, ever, I'm here.

Remy
casper:
i do that shit too!

thinking about everything i have to accomplish, hah.


fucking women....

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Women, as most people know, tend to over-analyze themselves on a day-to-day basis. While some women pick themselves apart more than others, I have yet to meet a single woman who is entirely satisfied with her appearance.

One who could be considered the most beautiful, appealing, and/or sexy will still stand in front of the mirror for countless minutes inspecting the curves of her body...
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thefreak:
That first one is my fave. smile

And again, I enjoyed the new set. biggrin

kiss kiss kiss

-TM
philipdavid:
That was one of the most introspective and thoughtful posts I have ever read here. I was particularly impressed and intrigued by your statement "You cannot know her laugh, her scent, her essence." I think I'll enjoy reading what you care to share with us Calypso.