You know that youtube video "kelly likes shoes"? That's my fuckin life.
Everyone around me gets a computer and a car, and I get some sort of carnival prize stuffed dragon. Nothing is ever easy, or fair, and I'm never lucky. I'm fucking sick of it. I paid my dues in childhood, I should have a really easy day once in a while. Like where I stumble over a big pile of money, or figure out the cure for cancer.
But me? I get a bout with insomnia, leaving me sweaty and overdue for a shower b/c I can't wake up in the morning, consistently late trains causing me to panic unnecessarily, pushy bitches on the train who are obviously more important than jesus himself and insist on stealing a seat LITERALLY right out from under me, and a stolen christmas present that is now SOLD OUT (and I saw a picture of it last night, its fucking perfect). So even if gonzo gets his money back, were fucked. I'm tired of it. Something needs to go my way once in a while. Not everything has to be a struggle or an ordeal.
Everyone around me gets a computer and a car, and I get some sort of carnival prize stuffed dragon. Nothing is ever easy, or fair, and I'm never lucky. I'm fucking sick of it. I paid my dues in childhood, I should have a really easy day once in a while. Like where I stumble over a big pile of money, or figure out the cure for cancer.
But me? I get a bout with insomnia, leaving me sweaty and overdue for a shower b/c I can't wake up in the morning, consistently late trains causing me to panic unnecessarily, pushy bitches on the train who are obviously more important than jesus himself and insist on stealing a seat LITERALLY right out from under me, and a stolen christmas present that is now SOLD OUT (and I saw a picture of it last night, its fucking perfect). So even if gonzo gets his money back, were fucked. I'm tired of it. Something needs to go my way once in a while. Not everything has to be a struggle or an ordeal.
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feerlessfreddy:
sorry to hear things are going bad. if it makes you feel better i had some bad luck this weekend. i got lasik surgery on friday. so this weekend was supposed to be a nice relaxing one. i wake up on friday with a 190.00 dollar parking ticket on my truck. the neighbors dont like it. its an old faded red truck. its an eyesore. so im guessing someone reported it abandoned because thats what the ticket said. yeah, i abandoned my truck in front of my house. then the family van breaks down. thats going to cost about 600.00 dollars. so my weekend to relax and rest my eyes was spent stressing about where to come up with this money. anyway, i wish you better luck.
kingskottie:
hey baby