aah, sweet reprieve. i spent the day at "the big mall" (the largest of the 7 or 8 large malls within an hour of my house). with my mother, my brother, my sister, and her three giggly friends.
*stabs eyes out*
my mother was on her best behavior for a change, so i can't complain. (for once, ha!) my brother is a total sweetie and is too busy being an 11 year old boy to be difficult. and my sister and her friends, come to think of it, weren't so bad today either. but 5 hours at the mall with family, especially significantly younger family, is always exhausting. i got a sweet new sweater, but alas, no party dress yet.
oh, right, i should mention my sister's bat mitzvah is this month- yes, technically i'm jewish, can't you tell from my irish features?
so my family is all in a frenzy getting prepared for it. and i don't have a dress yet. i'm tempted to go naked. everybody's seen it already anyway, why not my grandparents, my parents friends, my sisters friends, my uncle the dentist and his cuntly wife and the dj? oh, there's [insert sister's name] sister zoo, she's always naked...
so yeah, anyhoo. gonzo77 just left for boys night out, so it looks like it's just me, dave chappelle, the microwave, and the reefer. sounds like a recipe for success, if you ask me! now if you'll excuse me, i have some comfy pants to put on...
***SUPER SECRET CODE MESSAGE FOR STRUMPET***
please can you notify baggins about the place where muffins will not be served on veterans day? as well as the antiques dealer, despite his high prices? we wouldn't want another chili cheese dog incident without him. thank you darling!
*stabs eyes out*
my mother was on her best behavior for a change, so i can't complain. (for once, ha!) my brother is a total sweetie and is too busy being an 11 year old boy to be difficult. and my sister and her friends, come to think of it, weren't so bad today either. but 5 hours at the mall with family, especially significantly younger family, is always exhausting. i got a sweet new sweater, but alas, no party dress yet.
oh, right, i should mention my sister's bat mitzvah is this month- yes, technically i'm jewish, can't you tell from my irish features?
so my family is all in a frenzy getting prepared for it. and i don't have a dress yet. i'm tempted to go naked. everybody's seen it already anyway, why not my grandparents, my parents friends, my sisters friends, my uncle the dentist and his cuntly wife and the dj? oh, there's [insert sister's name] sister zoo, she's always naked...
so yeah, anyhoo. gonzo77 just left for boys night out, so it looks like it's just me, dave chappelle, the microwave, and the reefer. sounds like a recipe for success, if you ask me! now if you'll excuse me, i have some comfy pants to put on...
***SUPER SECRET CODE MESSAGE FOR STRUMPET***
please can you notify baggins about the place where muffins will not be served on veterans day? as well as the antiques dealer, despite his high prices? we wouldn't want another chili cheese dog incident without him. thank you darling!
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Yeah, I think they attacked Clinton because he was a fun kind of President. He got his dick sucked, lied about it......he was a fatty..... etc. Bush had the potential to rival that kind of attention, but then important things happened that got a lot of attention and the bar was raised. I think the atmosphere changed from "Hey, let's poke fun at our leader" to "Holy shit, this is serious!" That's my theory anyway.
Mall? What's that