I am soooooooooooooo glad you are finished and I can't wait to see you!

He fell down the stairs while drunk, broke his face over on the ceramic tiles, and woke up much later in a huge pool of blood and with a huge gash in his face. He had no money for stitches, but he really needed them.

Ahahahahaha! Yeps, that is funny. I wish I could have seen limbs flailin' and what-not. I would have laughed. I know... I am bad.