Take a look at the girls on the front pages...several of them have quite minimal tattoos (I think a few in the past year had none?) There's other ways to be 'Alternative' and I think you fit that bin quite well.
^^^^ is right. ..... Don't judge your adequacy by the number of tatts you have. There are plenty of ways to be alternative besides tattoos and piercings. I Dare say they're no longer alternative but rather mainstream nowadays.
I'm a Cibola county myself. What part of NM are you from?