Whoa...you look totally...ummm...BAD ASS in those pics! Yup...definitely not cute at all. I like the top one...if looks could kill. You look like a true malcontent in the second one.
That first one almost looks like you ripped a nasty fart and are wondering if anyone around you noticed, and the second looks like you just smelled it yourself. But, you know, in a BAD ASS sort of way.