I am not mocking the bokken I am mocking myself. The person for who was so excited to go and get what is after all just a piece of wood. The person who standing in class and holding that piece of wood had visions of samurai distracting him.
Your injuries are not really mock worthy. A couple of weeks ago I hurt my knee. Not while practicing no. by bowing. And yesterday after two hours of playing swords I cut myself. On a coffee mug.
I love Oscar Wilde. I also think Gerorge Bernard Shaw is wonderfully witty and satirical. Scathing, even.
Ed the Sock is lovely - Triumph the poo dog is not. If I wanna hear poo jokes, I'll go hang out with kids on the playground, thanks. (Or watch Eddie Murphy, ha)
well i dont work sat.but you will mosty likely find me working 9:15 to 5:45 and i have lunch around 1pm.and supposedly have 2 10 min breaks???? but ? hm...