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I wonder how often vaginas get splinters from getting wood inside of them.

my penis is lonely, it needs a friend for a play date.

my heart is lonely, the last person to play with it slammed it on the ground and stepped on it, it needs a good massaging.

I wonder if i would be a good transition boyfriend for a lesbian O.o, i'm obviously not a player, i'm looking for true love so maybe. plus i'd really love to give oral, and i'd love even better for myself to be good at it so i can get the girl off with an amazing orgasm .

sexual frustration over many many many years makes you an even bigger pervert than you would have normally become.

if you think you're going crazy are you really going crazy? do the people in insane assylums ask themselves whether they are crazy or not? do really crazy people think they are completely sane and the world is the crazy people?

a rose by any other name might smell just as nice, but would you really want to smell something called a shittaroo?

i think therefore i am, but god damn it how come all those stupid people that don't think still exist >.<

if 2+2= 4 and 4+4=8 then how come poptarts + Beef stew doesn't equal yum.

Boredom is bleh, lonliness is GROWL, and the two together = depression