badronald:
In honour of your statement, I had some foie gras for breakfast.

Btw, that's some righteous hair you've got there. Should get you laid plenty....
grimreaperess:
Welcome back, I missed you!

Egads I hope that was a wig. It's not even a cool McGyver mullet...



I don't mind people checking out ladies (or dudes) while talking to me, but they shouldn't pretend-ignore me to do so, then tell me that some stranger was more worthy of their attention than I was...

Usually I'll listen and look, then wait for a gap in the conversation and say "cute chick over there", or as it was today "cutest chick at the markets so far" then continue. SIMPLE.


Do you know how damn distracting it is to have cleavage in your peripheral vision all the time. I mean...srsly.
valcapone:
Holy crap, you're back! I just wrote you an email.

Okay, but no trophy husband of mine is gonna be living way the heck over in Scotland, no matter how bonny it is.

P.S. Mullets are still in fashion, but only in Canada. Especially if you're a hockey star. We like to call it "hockey hair."
valcapone:
I thought they were gonna be tighter, since they're American Apparel shirts. But they're the boy shirts, not the girl shirts. Which is kind of odd, given that most of the volunteers are, in fact, female...

On the other hand, most of the people getting PAID (and who get the cooler, black version of the t-shirt) are male. How does that work?!
nymphetamine:
of course. Just let me get the carving knives.
severus:
Thank you for that.... we'll see what happens. How's your weekend?
alleycake:
Oh shit! I hope you're happier now though. smile
Nice hair. wink
analies:
exactly
ms_magdalena:
Too true, darling. Too true.

And thank you =)
albastra:
Lol.
gwenevieve:
Hey dude! You make me laugh. If I get into PB...I may need a trophy husband. I'll keep you updated!
ashcanrantings:
man i saw that on postsecret and almost died laughing because thats EXACTLY how I am. I've thought the exact same thing to myself many times before.
Hey! youre back!
albastra:
Aww. Thanks. biggrin
nymphetamine:
I'll post it to you. First class.
valcapone:
Haha. Remind me never to hug you when I'm blue. wink

( kiss )
miaka:
I like your suggestion (and your hair wink )

It would ameliorate my pms if everybody would give me lots and lots of dark chocolate. smile