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Is it bad luck to let a tag end with me? Like some kind of chain letter thing?

I'll give you ten, before I sail away again. My gift to Niobe and the world.

1. I am in the navy. I try so hard not to make a thing of it. For some reason, all the girls at the coffeeshop thought I was a teacher. Nope. sailor, funny hat, bell bottoms. Yep, that's me.

2. Some of my joints are more flexible than they should be. I'm not a contortionist, but I can kick myself in the head. Go ahead, you try it.

3. I'm 25 and I feel old. I love all my kewl t-shirts, but soon, very soon, they will have to go. That's jsut the way it is.

4. I hate eating out. Fast food is okay. Sitting down and being served just drives me nuts. I'm too professionally aware. I can't look at a plate of food without costing it out.

5. I base how good my day will be on two things: the daily horoscope and how good I do on the crossword. Self fufilling prophecy? Maybe.

6. Ben & Jerry's Coffee Heath Bar Crunch. Hell Yes.

7. Giving head is the best part of sex. I'm never going to try to get in your pants, so this isn't a pickup line. Really, cunnilingus, better than ice cream.

8. Leavong the toilet seat up while taking a shower is bad luck. I have nothing to base this on. It just is.

9. Other than number 6 and 7, my favorite thing is writing letters. It's a lost craft. Give me a mailing address in the next few days and you may just get something from a real live submarine. Whatever.

10. I've been told that I have strong morals. Whatever I have, I got it from watching television. Really, it doesn't make you rob old people or do drugs. TV really isn't all that bad. I don't have one now. I don't want to get one. But I would have no problem with my kids watching TV.

Okay, 10 little things. There you go. Off to sea. Happy Holidays all.