Oh SNAPS!!! <--- Yeah, I said, what are you gonna do about it?
I just got a call from Super Target to come into for an interview. My friend Cody works at the food court for $10 bucks an hour! TEN FUCKING DOLLARS AN HOUR TO MICROWAVE FOOD AND SERVE IT TO PEOPLE!
The lady was worried about my availability, though, because of my schedule and the interview schedule. But, I don't care, I can cut out on Macroeconomics if I want, anyway. The possibility of no longer bleeding the government and not getting a good tax return excites me in my pants.
Oh wait, that's diaharrea!
For real, my sickness has traded migraines for pissing out of my ass! 
P.S. Sorry for the graphic detail; also note it's a CKY3 reference for the "Raab Running While Taking A Shit" skit.
I just got a call from Super Target to come into for an interview. My friend Cody works at the food court for $10 bucks an hour! TEN FUCKING DOLLARS AN HOUR TO MICROWAVE FOOD AND SERVE IT TO PEOPLE!
The lady was worried about my availability, though, because of my schedule and the interview schedule. But, I don't care, I can cut out on Macroeconomics if I want, anyway. The possibility of no longer bleeding the government and not getting a good tax return excites me in my pants.
Oh wait, that's diaharrea!
For real, my sickness has traded migraines for pissing out of my ass!
P.S. Sorry for the graphic detail; also note it's a CKY3 reference for the "Raab Running While Taking A Shit" skit.
good luck on the job tho