havvoc:
Weed. Weed, my friend. Lol. Seriously though, sorry you're having a rough week. I've been sicker than a dog on a cruise ship so this week hasn't been easy for me either. Hope things get better <3
nyasa:
Spend time with someone who makes you laugh. Then go for a walk. Then read a book. Cliché, I know. But sometimes celebrating the small things that you are able to do in your precious (and limited) spare time will make your week seem less daunting.
cupcakequeen:
My remedy to make time go faster is nap time, I swear I've almost slept this year away.
spitfire:
This is probably obvious, but I find listening to really good music helps a lot. Also a nice joint. And maybe a relaxing place outdoors- that helps more than anything. It makes me feel a lot better!! Hope things start to look up 
jj_r0x0rz:
I listen to angry music, run, complain in places where i think people i know wont really read, and then do something completely outrageous because i t helps to let go of all the bullshit.
sorchablue:
I like their advise. Also, your random word is excellent. Tortoises rock, with their wrinkly, slow moving, long-ass-lived selves.
xeros:
I have a russian tortoise :)! she's amazing!, thanks everyone also, heaps of good advice!