Life ain't that bad if you actually tired to live it.....

Shitty day here too.

And I Fred Durst.

That's a good line. I prefer the "Watch" one.

"I have here a watch that tells me what color underwear you're wearing."

"Oh really. What does it say?"

*checks watch* "Interesting. It says you're not wearing any underwear."

"Actually, I am."

"Must be an hour fast. "

I'm a repository of cheesy lines, from the cheesy to the "You actually said that?!"

Here's another one for you. An oldie but a goodie:

"Hey baby, you any good at math?"

"Yeah."

"Good. Let's add you & me, subtract some clothes, divide your legs, and we'll multiply!"

why won't you ever be able to use that pick up line?

"fred durst could die a firey death and and i wouldnt care"

lol...

(I'm to lazy to steal a "quote" block - sorry 'bout that )

hahahahaha that line is great... it would make me giggle... and by the way making me giggle is a good thing

ok, i think that is a hilarious line! definitely use it sometime

that's funny!

yeah, i hear ya...i rarely go out and even tho i'm not shy, i could never go up to someone with a "line"

so how ya been sweet pea?

thank you ...i guess the guys around here didn't get that memo

sorry to hear you're not doing so well, what's up suggah? *hugs*

thanks!

wow, that sounds like a pretty messed up situation...you do the same thing i do...read stuff or hear stuff and think the worst...if i was in this situation, i think i'd sit on it for awhile and see what happened...of course i'd go batty in the meantime trying to figure out what the hell was up...hahaha...but sometimes sitting back and watching what unfolds is better than jumping into a situation where all of the facts aren't known...

I'm glad I made you smile, sweetie!

Hehe, but you make other people smile all the time! I giggle at your Zoolander quotes.

BTW, you should add Branden to your fave limbo girls. Its b_citi!

that line would crack me up. but only if it were delivered very solemnly.


-tater tot