x_doug_x

I know what you're saying. However, to be crass about it: all important works of art have a current owner, but it doesn't mean it won't get sold tomorrow. My REAL point (and NOT that girls are chattel) is: one, most girls that you find attractive are found attractive by other men (and women), and two, that people don't like to be alone - so the chances that the girl has a current are pretty good. I would get the boyfriend sent to prison for something - or kill him - oh, or get him sent to prison FOR HIS OWN MURDER. Now THAT would be cool.

boyfriends are not husbands. What's a pennant race without competition? It's why winning the NL East is going to be so fucking satisfying this year. Suck it up buttercup!

"YOU AINT MY DADDY!!!!!! "

wait for it . . .

wait for it . . .

wait for it . . .


"are you?"


P.S.

You should write Chis Hyatte for his advice in hyatte's guide to life appearing in his Midnight News Thursday edition at 411mania.com. It's in the wrestling section. Hyatte still rules! He should be in my posse.