Try an enema. I when in to Boston to see the fire works and got wicked drunk in the process goodtimes.
Very few women are tiny like that.I'm like Mr.Rodgers I like you just the way you are
I'm not super good with womens sizes when I start from scratch but i'm sure a simple no-sew could be made in your size
No man, i'm a dude, when we have to poop we take an E Tool and dig a hole. The army looked at getting some, but someone just decided we should man up and shit in a hole.
But yes, i highly doubt its designed for speed or comfort.
Also, I volunteer for the friend job.