i'll pay $15.00 if you still have the cards

Do all of your house guests come over and drink half a bottle of tequila, beer, and much dooleys??

Tits are for mums and dads. I want to see some twat.

Twisted Sister are doing two dates in the UK in June - one in London and one in Nottingham.

Now, is that a reason to rock or what?!?!