a many-years-ago idea of a restaurant called "The Pizza Place" where we serve almost everything except pizza was almost always shot down by friends and co-workers alike, usually as "just being mean" but also "likely to piss people off"
though, that was kind of the idea, since I dislike pizza with a passion *shrugs*
not-as-many-years-ago-but-still-some-time-now I had the MUCH better idea of... [insert drumroll here]... the "Nude Noodle Truck Stop"
clever name nonwithstanding, I think of this as one of my best ideas yet - yet it gets shot down by everyone unquestionably *deep sigh*
Usually I don't even get to break down this idea of perfection, which is sadly unfortunate :
The "Noodle" portion came to mind realizing that the big truckstop restaurants always serve THE best, thick, crispy bacon and perfectly-cooked not-even-a-bit-runny extremely scrambled eggs...
so why not combine this big-truck-perfection with the tastiness of Olive Garden into a big-truck-pasta-bar ?
hells, if it could legally combine an Olive Garden with big-truck-breakfast, then fuck yeah, it'd be SET, baby !
As for the "Nude" part, I'm thinking along the lines of those 'stripper lounges,' only without the embalming-fluid that passes for alcohol, the rotting 'decor' that makes you feel that rats could climb out of the walls at any point, nor the shitty country band whose 'music' only sounds decent after several Long Island Iced Embalming Fluids and bleeds into the alcohol-free high-end strip club upstairs...
instead the lounge section would be a smaller, basement-level, albiet spendy affair ( yes, spendy, if they really wanted to guzzle down they could buy booze and drink in their rented rooms across the parking lot )
the bar would be directly below the main stage with a glass floor and a gorgeous but brutal bartender who'd easily kick your ass for the first rude comment they heard
the main/upper level alcohol-free fully-nude strip club would feature gorgeous and gorgeously-tattooed dancers, where you'd want that lap-dance not just because of her beauty but to get a better view of that amazing artwork on her back
And, yes, it'd be a truck stop where it's got the usual food-n-fuel functionality along with either rooms to rent across the parking lot ( cheap and tasteless, as they're only for crashing, not enjoyment ) or paid-shower facilities down the usual dark hallway ( but clean, demn it - gotta take some pride, don'cha know?! )
but the rest of the facility obviously doesn't cater only to truckers - not in the least
not saying truckers are bad - I have a few friends that are great people and truckers - but then you've got the ones who either don't/can't speak english or look like they haven't seen a shower this year and took their clothes from a scarecrow dressed as a russian jogger
sorry, y'wanna enjoy the "Nude Noodle", then bathe, bitches! and, for fuck's sake, jeans or pants with a clean T-shirt - no jogging pants/"jorts"/shorts or clothes that've grown into your flesh ( or grew out of )...
the only people in tight shorts and skin-tight clothes should be the dancers or any lovely clientele :)
ANYways... you've now had a taste of one of my most precious ( and, hated :( ) ideas
love it or hate it, have a great weekend, my Lovelies and Gentlefolk !
twittage ::
10/24 :
"I haven't seen you in so long!"
then my ninja training is paying off - Helsyeh!
10/24 II :
*yeesh* I admit that surprised me - caught an odd reflection off the deck window and *BAM* two drones following each other along the street
...and now four cop cars in a row heading the same direction the flashing drones had been heading - a possible coincidence, but ponderable
10/26 :
I find it weirdly amusing when people agree with me who'd told me I'm going to hell (for my opinions)... guess I AM half-human after all ;)
10/28 :
went for a walk after work and on the way back I treated myself to some BK :) ...may not sound like much to you, but me much happiness now
This Week's Random Playlist ::
Freak Kitchen - Land Of The Freaks [entire album]
Pink - [multiple albums]
Lordi - Monstereophonic: Theaterror Vs Demonarchy [entire album]
watched recently :
via netflix/hulu/amazon:
Dark Matter (2nd Season)
Agents Of SHIELD (4th Season)
Supergirl (2nd Season)
ownedflix:
The Purge: Election Year
Lurking Fear
SideShow (2000)
7 Nights Of Darkness
The Dark (1993)
The Last House In The Woods
Independence Day: Resurgence
-thom Wolfox sR Rhose
unusualist - I have yet to find a religion and/or spirituality that fits my own personal beliefs... other than, of course, the fact I am a (fallen) god.