man you scared me for a min... i started thinking the worse... but it is sad to hear about the death of your beard... though i think mine has made it to immortal status... i think the last time i shaved it was well over 4 years ago... and hell that was only for a week
I've shaved off maybe 4 beards since I started growing them. Every time I feel all screwed up for a couple of days. Scratching the non existant beard, face feeling cold. Beards are like the best pets ever. They don't poop, but sometimes they hide tasty crumbs.
RIP Will's beard