ifyoushowmeyours:
i, for one, am glad you're here... wink
jamwise:
I wholeheartedly endorse this product and/or event.
jamwise:
Tomorrow night? Yeah I might be up for that.

Btw Emtits loved her birthday present. She's loved it every single night since I gave her it in fact.
jamwise:
You say K&L and I immediately think Kal'El. Now I have the goddamn Superman on my mind.

I axed her what her favorite animal is and she said dolphin.
jamwise:
Yeah I'm pro dumplings & pool tonight. Time?
jamwise:
Well should I text Elle or something then?
jamwise:
I texted Emtits but she didn't hit me back. Her and Elle don't get along so I dunno now.
atwood:
Yes you are correct my non-wheelchair bound buddy...from what I have seen on this site I have very stiff competition
atwood:
Well Sir Wiglord of the Functioning Legs...I am but a humble possessor of an English degree.
A $25,000 piece of paper which entitles me to be witty on the internet biggrin
atwood:
Can we have pirate names??
Completely off topic...I think...but that pirate smiley dude made me want a pirate name and I have already thought of the best one...ever!!
atwood:
nope
Bloody Mary Zeppelin
chew on that for a while
atwood:
perhaps ... we could be intergalactic pirates
smuggling for planetary kingpins
atwood:
Sir...long hair or not...we will plunder this universe of it's riches
atwood:
why would we buy extensions?
they would just get in the way of all the intergalactic pillaging and plundering...besides we could spend the money on upgrades for the ship biggrin
atwood:
you're strange
ifyoushowmeyours:
that would be ever so excellent.