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Damn, I got stuck sharing my birthday with Barbara Streisand... Jaws is so much cooler!

Happy birthday!
misterclean:
happy birthday,man!!
synngardenn:
Happy birthday!!!
imperfectcadence:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! kiss
streetmuse:
Happy Birthday, slut!

now wheres my lap dance? shocked
treblah:
Yadhtrib Yppah!!!
alyk:
Happy birthday, guy in my gossip group... wink
eatmybabies:
here i got you a BROJOB for your birthday..... if you get any one me i with puke up this pink taffy and the gallon of water i drank in 30 minutes.

when your done you can go get sick yourself on the swings
haha puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke

happy birthday ricky
user092840:
I def think we are going to go to the Satin Doll.

It sounds like the kinda place we want to check out. If you see a short, fat girl in an Alkaline Trio t-shirt with another dude, and a girl with long, blonde curly hair, that's me, so say hi!

tongue
streetmuse:
we hung out! Yay! lots of fun, great meeting you... definitely needs to happen again... Erin and I are all about a stripclub night. kiss kiss