Anal Cunt and The Locust are two prime examples of what I look for in music. You gotta base what kind of tunes you wanna lay down on the fact that there is no new ground to break in music. Moving on from this fact, one must learn not to take themselves too seriously. How many more songs about depression, love, politics, alienation, and partying do we really need to hear? So, instead of pouring your heart and soul into your lyrics, how about just looking to shake up the cookie jar a tad?
Anything based in noise is what I have been buying lately. Throbbing Gristle, Acid Mothers Temple, Cabaret Voltaire, Einstruzende Neubauten, Faust. All kinds of racket to shake my brain around like a sack of potatoes. I have to say that Acid Mothers Temple just flat out shoots electrodes through my fucking mind and makes me twitch. I guess I'm just getting tired of plain ole rock n' roll for now. Too many people are exploiting the format. Rap is giving me a headache as well. They've got this fucking clown who calls himself CHINGY with a song called RIGHT THURR. It's like a southern droll crunked up version of RIGHT THERE. How can you give your money away to a man who calls himself CHINGY? That names sounds like a pet name for somebody's dick or a theme restaurant. He hangs out with that piece of work LUDACRIS so I know what to expect from CHINGY. A whole lotta southern nonsense about getting crunk, sipping on syrup, or just some lady's ass. Can't these fucking peckerheads think of anything else to rap about? Why not rap about stealing old people's medicine or huffing canned air behind Denny's or something. Even small variations on GETTIN' CRUNKED UP would work. Or maybe a song about how you accidently macked a transsexual who looked a lot like J.Lo?
But, there aint nothing wrong with Too Short, I can tell you that much. He's like the Rolling Stones of rap music and the pimp game.
Soundtrack Of The Day
My Morning Jacket/Songs
hia SPLIT EP
O IS THE ONE THAT IS REAL is just too fucking good to mention. I hope MMJ doesn't get gobbled up by commercial radio and TV now that they've signed to that douche bag Dave Matthews label. I kill that little acoustic guitar playing fuck. I kill his fucking fans too. LIttle college fucks in Jeep Grand Cherokees wearing AeroPostale and shit. Token hemp necklaces and designer sunglasses. Little Fucking Pseudo-hippies that are too fucking vain to take the EKOOSTIK HOOKAH plunge. Goddamned Dave Matthews. Goddamned little mallrats!!! I'm gonna put an envelope filled with baking powder in his fucking mailbox.
Bad Music gets me worked up!!!
Anything based in noise is what I have been buying lately. Throbbing Gristle, Acid Mothers Temple, Cabaret Voltaire, Einstruzende Neubauten, Faust. All kinds of racket to shake my brain around like a sack of potatoes. I have to say that Acid Mothers Temple just flat out shoots electrodes through my fucking mind and makes me twitch. I guess I'm just getting tired of plain ole rock n' roll for now. Too many people are exploiting the format. Rap is giving me a headache as well. They've got this fucking clown who calls himself CHINGY with a song called RIGHT THURR. It's like a southern droll crunked up version of RIGHT THERE. How can you give your money away to a man who calls himself CHINGY? That names sounds like a pet name for somebody's dick or a theme restaurant. He hangs out with that piece of work LUDACRIS so I know what to expect from CHINGY. A whole lotta southern nonsense about getting crunk, sipping on syrup, or just some lady's ass. Can't these fucking peckerheads think of anything else to rap about? Why not rap about stealing old people's medicine or huffing canned air behind Denny's or something. Even small variations on GETTIN' CRUNKED UP would work. Or maybe a song about how you accidently macked a transsexual who looked a lot like J.Lo?
But, there aint nothing wrong with Too Short, I can tell you that much. He's like the Rolling Stones of rap music and the pimp game.
Soundtrack Of The Day
My Morning Jacket/Songs
hia SPLIT EP
O IS THE ONE THAT IS REAL is just too fucking good to mention. I hope MMJ doesn't get gobbled up by commercial radio and TV now that they've signed to that douche bag Dave Matthews label. I kill that little acoustic guitar playing fuck. I kill his fucking fans too. LIttle college fucks in Jeep Grand Cherokees wearing AeroPostale and shit. Token hemp necklaces and designer sunglasses. Little Fucking Pseudo-hippies that are too fucking vain to take the EKOOSTIK HOOKAH plunge. Goddamned Dave Matthews. Goddamned little mallrats!!! I'm gonna put an envelope filled with baking powder in his fucking mailbox.
Bad Music gets me worked up!!!
kurtz:
where in the fuck is oregon, ohio?!? i hear you on the bad music trip, sir..... seems like the two of us have a few things in common....... go figure......