whiskeyfightpit

I would rather be hanging out on PUT IN BAY right now. Sitting back with a case of Michelob and a pocketfull of insults for the locals. I need to be immobile for a solid 3-4 days of constant drinking and dicking around. If I had a special lady friend perhaps we would have sex, but other than that I would just sit in a lawn chair and drink. Maybe write a little. Perhaps listen to some Charlie Parker or Girls Against Boys. Shit, I have no objections to three or four Vicodin, either. Man, that sounds like a blast. Fuck work and fuck this town. If anyone reading this will pay me money to have sex with them, let me know. I look like a mixture of Kevin Smith with more of a football player build. Jeff Lebowski with glasses. THE DUDE. I'll keep it cheap. Just enough for a lawn chair and some beers.

soundtrack of the day
JOAN OF ARC "The Gap" All of the little AFI and ATARIS emo pissants absolutely hate this band. I hate little fucking brats and their stupid high school diary music. Even fucking trade.