dryad:
The other day, Jhay and I were goofing around as we left a restaurant. He shoved me, I kicked at him, and he tooted.
I laughed the whole way home.

I am neither a man nor English. tongue
el_bandito:
lol....toot....lol
paisley:
Y'know what's a travesty? The campfire bean-eating scene in Blazing Saddles is censored of all its farts when shown on prime-time network TV. How unjust.
paisley:
Ah, well, the TV in your parts is considerably less toned-down than ours. Lucky.
sticks:
Hot fudge sauce might just about win over raspberry. Though hot caramel is what all the cool kids put on their sundaes.

Also, if you (still) think farts are funny, you might like this:

otoki:
It was definitely cathartic. It's also nerve-wracking waiting for his response. It's good to know that I'll finally be able to find out if we can have a good relationship or just cut it off for a while.
roxi_jd:
Oh hell. Farts are ALWAYS funny. ALWAAAAAYS. Doesnt matter where, who, when...its just friggin funny.

roxi_jd:
Those people are called DOUCHEBAGS! Sense of humour people, come on!

Oh I loved London SO, SO much. I need to go back immediately. I loved everything about it. The British Museum was SO amazing. I need more time there dammit!