It's the fourth of July, so it is. As a celebration, I got to sit at a restaurant and listen to boy bands while they piped in cable TV feturing- guess what- an EATING CONTEST! 
Where else in the world could I enjoy these boons of humanity? God Bless the USA. Maybe I'll get to blow something up today too. Enjoy your cookouts and so fourth!
Where else in the world could I enjoy these boons of humanity? God Bless the USA. Maybe I'll get to blow something up today too. Enjoy your cookouts and so fourth! 
misery:
sounds better than what i'll be doing ~ slingling booze to the die-hard drunks. ugh.
penguinscheme:
happy 4th! Call me I am moving!!!!!