santa barbara

or san berdo?

i lived in moreno when i was a skid

my dad was a riverside cop


and i visit joshua tree now and again



but that's all i know of the INLAND EMPIRE!!!!



sounds scary when it's all caps



but like a land of wonder when lorelei is your friend

how do you make a vvMartini?


and is it up

or on the rocks!?



i like a cold dry vodka martini on a long humid summer night

the kind you dont get on the high desert

but in the lower east side of manhattan

and if you like Audrey Hepburn

see her and Sean Connery in Robin and Marion

the story of Robin Hood and the Maid over 40. fabulous love story and action.

If you mean San Bernardino, then I'm sorry.

Really, I hate this place.

Good luck with your move.