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Wednesday Sep 09, 2009

Sep 9, 2009
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Last night i got heckled by a kitchen.

Awesome gig, followed by my guilty pleasure "We Are Klang' with crisps and Cara.

We Are Klang is not cool comedy, It's just silly balls out stuff. Call me stupid but Ainsley Harriot going out in a blaze of glory against a swat team is genius. It's his second best cameo after Red Dwarf. Geek Challenge:

Ortus, do you know what episode I'm referring to?

Last night was doubly nice as my friend Jack is back from his Fringe show and decided to come see my new set. He loved it, and has booked me into his pro am night. I'm Famous.


This Friday I'm playing at Jonglers, I believe alongside all the pros. If I do well I'll be through the first stage of the FHM new act competition. I'm expecting to BOMB hard. Jonglers is a real geezer club, with acts like STU THE GUVNOR headlining. I'm doing a set on sentient tents. I've decided to do the spot for the experience, and to prove to myself I have balls.

I do have physical balls.


Tony Law:


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spamtwo:
That press release is correct. I was reading an old story on the PB site which said it would be out this year. Sorry. Didn't mean to mislead you.
Sep 16, 2009
killa_:
My Mum told me today that I was like Dexter. She didn't know I watched it - I didn't know she watched it.
I presume she means studying forensics - not the fact I am 'Monster' that has no feelings, and murders bad people....?? She thinks I would be good at chopping up dead bodies, and studying blood... - That she did say!
Hmmm.

Strange compliment I guess.
Sep 16, 2009

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