And it was meant as a compliment! Just the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the pic.

A dirty sea chanty eh?

Here's one the Sex Pistols made famous. There are a ton of different verses for this one, so I'm always hearing new ones.:

It was on the good ship venus
By christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasnt fit to shovel shit
From one place to another

Chorus:
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do

The captains name was morgan
By christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he'd stop and play
With his fuckin organ

The first mates name was cooper
By christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

Chorus

The second mate was andy
By christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was flipper
He was a fuckin n--ger
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Chorus

The captains wife was mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found er sexual quarters

Repeat chorus