poor god...that inconsiderate prick can't seem to do anything right. poor insurance companies...they never get to help the people who made them rich in this kind of situation because of those damn exclusions. But hey, look on the bright side. There's about 150,000 people in a "better" place now. right?
Why not an act of Satan? He seems like the type of guy to dig all this suffering. I hope the insurance companies decide to dole out $$$ anyway. They have exclusions for acts of war and terrorism, but they handed out checks after 9/11. I don't want to sound like that wasn't significant, but this is so much bigger!