viva

STORY TIME W/UNKLE VIVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Once upon a time in the land of Sunnyside Queens Viva had just moved into a studio apartment.

Whats a studio apartment like in sunnyside queens you ask unkle viva?

Think a big closet with roaches in a huge ugly building.

So as unkle viva was settling in he hears an old lady scream NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

This startled us so we looked out the window. The next thing we heard was..

WASH YOUR VAGINA!!!!!!!! Then NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your'e not gonna make me do it!! WASH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH IIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So unkle viva phoned the guy he was subleting the closet from who tells us "oh, thats just Mrs. Schwartz and her nurse next door. I guess she doesnt like washing her vagina"

Unkle Viva said "guess not".

Unkle viva thought about it and since in his apartment he was sharing with his friend stevie weevie across the street had an autistic girl who screamed AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH pretty much 24/7 this was pretty tame.

From then on it tickled unkle viva pink and made for good entertainment for his friends.

Sometimes we miss sunnyside.



Not often.