yes, you are a fuckingwhore to scare me like that, was worried sick you bitch! is anon a virus or just in fashion? oh well, i may well ask a chav the same question
steal money and travel around the world with it. well, you never know...
Pucca, Pucca, Pucca
What would I do? What would I do - I have been lucky enough to have done alot - I would love to go to Asia & I will have to think on the rest....... Hhhhhmmmmmm.........*wanders off thinking*
the best thing i had a chance to do was go abroad to a third world country, one of the poor ones in south america (can't remember the name) to do charity work. it would have ment me raising a few grand to go, then pack all my stuff into storage and then go out there and work in the swealtering heat helping the people by making schools, teaching etc. then once you time is up (usually about 3 months), you can either stay on helping even more, or travel the country etc. it would also mean that when i get back, i'd have to find somewhere to live again and make new friends and new job.
Phew! Thought you'd been murdered in a spectacular bloodbath (we know you'd like it that way ).
I got a new mirror recently - so I know what you mean about important people in your life...
Now, I've done a lot of really, really stupid things in my life, that I'll regret (when I'm resigning from a future job through a media debacle), not to mention them being impractical, totally irresponsible and wholly unlikely to have enriched my life - probably just knock a few years off instead. Bizarrely they mostly involved women that ended up screwing me over - and not in the good way either.
Well, the usual crap first of all - old girlfriend I'd wish I'd gone the distance with... Wish I'd bought more packaged and sealed Star Wars apparel...
But the big one... Hmmm... Does it count if I did it, after having not done it the first time round?!
It's only when someone asks a question like that, you realise how utterly screwed-up your life is. My life seems to be a cross between most episodes of Friends, The Young Ones and Family Guy.
Try a few of these: I've trapped a sleeping room-mate in a cage made of trolleys, hidden a metric ton of metal in my Uni kitchen, 4x4'd around Cyprus, went to North Africa for Christmas, was thrown off a cliff in Wales, attempted to climb back up the cliff in Wales, was nearly shot by an Egyptian Police Officer, bribed an Egyptian Police Captain, was nearly shot by another Egyptian Police Officer, kayaked on a lake formed in a broken glass pit (and sliced various body parts during the day), had sex in some public places, with an engaged girl, with a married woman, told a teacher to fuck off (and locked him out of the classroom), was handed a radioactive sample by a disgruntled lab worker, played football with a bottle of squeezy-cheese and a fire-poker, tipped an "un-spiked" drink of water on a BBQ on my Birthday (and nearly lost my eyebrows in the process - it was a pint glass of Tequilla and Vodka), triple-dated an ex-girlfriend, rigged a 10-player game of strip-poker (never play cards with me - I can strip a card deck), re-wired an air-hockey table for free unlimited games, hijacked a DJ booth half-way through the DJ's set, climbed a mountain in Wales, and three or four in Italy, I've hidden in the boot of a car to get free entry into something, sat on a old woman's veranda drinking rose tea in a mountain village in Turkey, signed the chest's of a group of girls - who thought my brother-in-law and I where Liverpool football players...
-Learn Capoeira
-Learn to play guitar
-Design T-shirts for a living
-Go on a coast-to-coast roadtrip of the USA, crashing with all the various people I knew online.
-Write a novel about a man who receives a library card to the Library of Alexandria in the post.
-Hire a gospel choir and quit my job at the library with a bang by belting out a rendition of this song right here.
-Become a blacksmith
-Become a swordsmith
-Learn to rollerblade
-Dance with conviction.
-Do a charity parachute jump
-Learn to play the theromin (spelling?)
-Become a hard rockin' sex god
-Apply to go on Big Brother, just to fuck with everyone involved and bring the whole thing toppling down from the inside.
-Ask out the gorgeous friend I had a crush on all through university, boyfriend be damned.
-Be big in Japan.
you don't know me but i would say do it. I faffed, farted around and meandered through mediocrity and what ifs for ages then one day just decided to go for it, best thing i ever did.
As for things still to be done, probably going to ride a motorbike from Texas all the way south through central america, no time limits, no schedules. Aiming at winter 2005 until...
Yes, I would choose to.