Seriously, I'm being stressed lately, and I've got my goddamn holiday belly! What's up with that? Maybe since I've slept with a new man, I have changed in some way that only boys can sense, because the ladies are not responding to the charm of the belly. Oh well.
you can tell I have nothing else to do at work, can't you?
my penis, eh? hmmmm... 1.) i wonder if that's legal 2.) i'd be lost without it.
we used to have a cheapo theatre... but, they closed it down.
hmmm... people are a pain in my ass... not literally, of course... but, i hate people that talk down to me... and people who think i owe them... those people are the biggest pain in my ass.
i just looked up "lumpen proletariat" ... it was getting to me that i had no idea what it meant!!!
1. The lowest, most degraded stratum of the proletariat. Used originally in Marxist theory to describe those members of the proletariat, especially criminals, vagrants, and the unemployed, who lacked class consciousness.
What the hell is a rectal video? Oh wait you said RECITAL... Whew! I couldn't wait until I heard your explanation of that one.
Why no friends? I've been to St. Paul - had a killer time, met lots of cool peeps. Are you a bit of a challenge, socially?
Lazy is better than doing something worthless, like watching awful films. I just watched Angel Heart, The Goonies, Batman & Robin and Con Air all in one day due to laziness, i feel guilty, must go scrub myself with wire wool...