wow, that's a hell of a lecture from parental type people... i couldn't imagine my parents talking about sex with me, let alone that!!!

thanks for all the compliments in my journal.

my dog wears coats.

i remember when i was like 13 or 14 getting a near similar lecture from my parents as someone on the local school board died from asphyixiating himself with a tie while jacking off. his wife found him.

isnt it unfortunate sometimes the little things that become the strongest memories from childhood are tragic or warped? or maybe that's just me...

thats very scary about that autoerotic thing, hearing it from your parents i mean... choking in sex can be fun hahaha. oh, and my lobes beat you! hahahaha. err yes, its late and i make no sense. love JOn xx

Yeah, well, the fact that I broke up with him, helps a little bit. If he broke up with me, I'd be like, damn it, he's still hot. But now he wants to get back together, so yay!

no i'm not MIA just got a bit busy. but i'm back now.

When i die, I want my tombstone to read. "Fock 'n' Roll Power...Forever!"

lordy.
that's funny.

sick, tragic, and embarrassing, but funny.

stay warm dear.

Wow, thats almost Michael Hunchence standards! Thank you for the love advice, i haven't used it (as usual)! Just noticed you are a Saggitarius. I do seem to have a thing about sag women: independent, stylish, pouty, very sexy walk. Oh my!

Aw! Leah & Fergus is so cute! Mine will be Mariana and Sherlock, 'cause we were made for eachother! He looks like a physical manifestation of my depressed inner child. That is so weird about the autoerotic asphyxiation. Another awkward family moment, eh? Sheesh. Well, I am glad that now you are warm, and we know you don't have to choke yourself to get off.

have a go, just as you're getting near

I want my tombstone with pepperoni and sausage- some of their pizzas reall suck ass, but those are good.