*From the Book; Ego Trip's Book of Rap Lists
Things Rappers Spend Their Money On
1. Whips
2. Jesus Necklaces
3. Necklaces
4. Exorbitant allowances for straight outta wedlock children.
5. Cheeba Cheeba Y'all!
6. Champagne rooms
7. Acting Lessons
8. Johnny Cochran
9. Millions of thugs on salary.
10. What money? Ha ha!
Top Ten Reasons Hip Hop Dancers Are No More
1. No more dancin' for whitey family. Jigaboo time is over!
2. Dancers all rap now.
3. Ju Ju of the Beatnuts eliminated them.
4. Gangstas don't dance, they boogie.
5. Niggas are too busy bouncin'.
6. MC Hammer.
7. Too blunted on reality, not choreography.
8. Guns and cell phones continually fall out of waistlines while bustin' a move.
9. Funny haircuts are played out.
10. No scrubs.
Things Rappers Spend Their Money On
1. Whips
2. Jesus Necklaces
3. Necklaces
4. Exorbitant allowances for straight outta wedlock children.
5. Cheeba Cheeba Y'all!
6. Champagne rooms
7. Acting Lessons
8. Johnny Cochran
9. Millions of thugs on salary.
10. What money? Ha ha!
Top Ten Reasons Hip Hop Dancers Are No More
1. No more dancin' for whitey family. Jigaboo time is over!
2. Dancers all rap now.
3. Ju Ju of the Beatnuts eliminated them.
4. Gangstas don't dance, they boogie.
5. Niggas are too busy bouncin'.
6. MC Hammer.
7. Too blunted on reality, not choreography.
8. Guns and cell phones continually fall out of waistlines while bustin' a move.
9. Funny haircuts are played out.
10. No scrubs.