You shoul have showed up anyway with no pants on.
What drunken girl could resist a hello like that?

Well, yeah....
But pretty as I am, a drunken girl I am not.

Ouch

Working on the episode of Star Trek sounds really cool though!

I want to see the booty call shuffle!

How awful of her. You don't make promises like that and not keep them. That's why I explicitly pretend to be drunk before I am drunk so that I can say the truth I'm normally afraid to say. *nods to self* Yes, that totally made sense.

that's a bold chick, man. i don't know about that one

Hey, Party Saturday at my place if you wanna come by