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Old Dude 1: Damn-Hit THAT shit yo!

Old Dude 2: This is tha bomb-ass Henessy playa!



Sitting in my class, just drifting away
Staring into the windows of the world
I can't hear the teacher, his books don't call me at all
I don't see the bad boys tryin' to catch some play...

'cause I love your smile
I love your smile

The clock at work says three
And I wanna be free
Free to scream, free to bathe, free to paint
My toes all day
My boss is lame you know, and so is the pay
I'm gonna put that new black mini on my charge anyway

'cause I love your smile
I love your smile


Time came and showed me your direction
Now I know I'll never ever go back
Taught me that
I can be a better girl with love you give
You rock my world
You dig

I'm showin'
The life that I'm livin'
This is the life that I have
And it's given to you

Yeh'and it's true
La-d-da
Twinkley d
do you

Believe in a girl
like me
Shanice is the one
For you to be with

But when I'm caught
All alone
I start fessin'
It's from a state of depression
And the thunder clouds of doubt move in
I begin to wonder "Do you still love me?"
But after that
My whole world is beautiful

Time came and showed me your direction
Now I know I'll never ever go back
Taught me that
I can be a better girl with love you give
You rock my world
You dig

- Shanice



Bye bye bye

I'm doing this tonight
You're probably gonna start a fight
I know this can't be right
Hey baby come on
I loved you endlessly
When you weren't there for me
So now it's time to leave and make it alone

I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I wanna see you out that door
Baby bye bye bye

Bye bye Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye
Bye bye
Don't wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell you that I've had enough
It might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye

You just hit me with the truth
Now girl you're more than welcome to
So give me one good reason
Baby come on
I've lived for you and me
And now I really come to see
That life would be much better once you're gone

I know that I can't take no more
Ain't no lie
I wanna see you out that door
Baby bye bye bye

Bye bye Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye
Bye bye
Don't wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell you that I've had enough
It might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye

I'm givng up I know for sure
Dont' wanna be the reason for your love no more
Bye bye
I'm checking out, I'm signing out
Don't wanna be the loser and I've had enough

Don't wanna be your fool in this game for two
So I'm leaving you behind
(Bye bye bye)
I dont wanna make it tough
(Make it tough)
But I've had enough
(Bye bye)
And it ain't no lie

Bye bye Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye
Bye bye
Don't wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell you that I've had enough
It might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye

- N Sync


I don't know what it is that you've done to me...
but it's caused me to act in such a crazy way.
Whatever it is that you do when you do what you're doing...
it's a feeling I don't understand.

'Cause my heart starts beating triple time,
with thoughts of loving you on my mind.
I can't figure out just what to do,
when the cause and cure is you.

I get so weak in the knees I can hardly speak.
I lose all control and something takes over me.
In a daze and it's so amazing, it's not a phase.
I want you to stay with me, by my side.
I swallow my pride, your love is so sweet.
It knocks me right off of my feet.
I can't explain why your loving makes me weak.


It's Time after time after time I've tried to fight it.
But your love is strong it keeps on holding on.
Resistance is down when you're around, starts fading.
In my condition I don't want to be alone.

'Cause my heart starts beating triple time,
with thoughts of loving you on my mind.
I can't figure out just what to do,
when the cause and cure is you.

I get so weak in the knees I can hardly speak.
I lose all control and something takes over me.
In a daze and it's so amazing, it's not a phase.
I want you to stay with me, by my side.
I swallow my pride, your love is so sweet.
It knocks me right off of my feet.
I can't explain why your loving makes me weak.


I try hard to fight it.
No way can I deny it.
Your love's so sweet.
It knocks me off my feet.

I get so weak in the knees I can hardly speak.
I lose all control and something takes over me.
In a daze and it's so amazing, it's not a phase.
I want you to stay with me, by my side.
I swallow my pride, your love is so sweet.
It knocks me right off of my feet.
I can't explain why your loving makes me weak.

I get so weak...
Blood starts racing through my veins
I get so weak...
Boy it's something I can't explain.
I get so weak...
Something 'bout the way you do
the things you do ooh ooh, it...
knocks me right off of my feet,
off of my feet.
Can't explain why your loving makes me weak.

I get so weak in the knees I can hardly speak.
I lose all control and something takes over me.
In a daze and it's so amazing, it's not a phase.
I want you to stay with me, by my side.
I swallow my pride, your love is so sweet.
It knocks me right off of my feet.
I can't explain why your loving makes me weak.

- SWV


I'm loosing my hair
And my vision is shady
Last night I drempt of an over weight lady
But I need a young thang
To keep up with my pace
To hold me in her arms
And take me straight to second base

I know my calculus (aaaah)
It says you plus me equals us (yeah)
(oh sing it Chad for me)
I know my calculus (aaaah)
It says you plus me equals us (oh yeah)
Caculus

Yeah
haha
come on
We're 2gether (we're 2gether)

Your algebra, triganomatry
Can never equal up to what you do to me (do to me)
So lets integrate don't differenciate
If you were in my class there ain't no way I could pass (way to pass)
I hate english, gym, and not to mention I can't even afford to pay my attention (pay my attention)
No philosophy could ever come between us but we'll always have our calculus

I know my calculus
It says you plus me equals us (what'cha got for me)
Said I know my calculus (come on)
It says you plus me equals us (what'cha got for me) (2gether 4ever come on)
Calculus (ugh)
Calculus
(let's say)
(Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go...)
Ooo baby
Oh lord
yeah uh oh
You plus me equals us oh
(uh come on)

Well i've never been good at history
And I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee
When it comes to cosines I know a thing or two
And I kicked ass on the test about me and you

I know my calculus
It says you plus me equals us
Said I know my calculus
It says you plus me equals us
Calculus
((fart sound))
You-plus sign-me-equal sign-us
You-plus sign-me-equal sign-us

(oooo.....)
Girl no subject comes close to you
2gether sing it
I know my calculuuhuhuhus

I know my calculus
It says you plus me equals us
Said I know my calculus
It says you plus me equals us
Calculus

- 2 Ge+her



Mmm..yeah..oh baby..
Girl..When I think about you..I think of one thing..and you know what that is..
Only think of one thing

I lock my door
Get down on the floor
and I rub one out
I sit back in my chair
Like I just don't care
and I rub one out

When I'm feelin lonely
and I want you to hold me
I rub one out, yeah
Oh oh

Rub one out
hey don't be shy
(girl don't be shy)
Rub one out
girl, don't ask me why
(Don't ask me why)
Rub one out and I'll grab my crotch
(Grab my crotch)
Rub one out
Do you want to watch me?

When I'm alone (ugh!)
and you're on the phone
I rub one out
Rub one out
When I'm feelin hot
and I'm all in a knot
I rub one out

So baby don't be shy
Don't ask why
I rub one out
baby, yeah

Rub one out
hey don't be shy
(girl don't be shy)
Rub one out
girl, don't ask me why
(Don't ask me why)
Rub one out and I'll grab my crotch
(Grab my crotch)
Rub one out
Do you want to watch me?

Girl I wanna get inside you
All my dreams to get beside you
Oh leave a message besides my machine
Something warm and sexy
and I'll rub one out cause that's the way it affects me, babe

It's not enough,
kissing and stuff
So I rub one out
When you're not here
and I want you near
I rub one out

Rub one out
hey don't be shy
(girl don't be shy)
Rub one out
girl, don't ask me why
(Don't ask me why)
Rub one out and I'll grab my crotch
(Grab my crotch)
Rub one out
Do you want to watch me?

- Whoa





Thanks Tuesday, for making my day!