Ive never ordered a bahama mama, but I've always wanted to.
It gets to the point of it getting ready to happen and I just wuss out.
I wish your profile said "Richmond, Va" and "Richmond, KY" so I could give you a hug for working so much. That shit sucks but you should proud for doing what needs to be done.
I wanted to add my voice to the chorus of "You are so beautiful", and make an observation about jolly girls in general. This country does have a severe obesity problem, but I think we also have an unhealthy obsession about thinness. I'm not knocking the skinny girls on this site, cause they are gorgeous. But I tell you, the last time I saw a full length of Nicole Kidman - who I've always thought was beautiful and talented - I was appalled. The woman is a freak!
I'll take you up on that fuck. Is it me, or have you noticed that in the past few weeks I've been hitting on you more than I usually do? lol Actually, I'm just glad you're back online. I missed talking to ya.
Hit me up if you ever need to talk to someone. You know I'm always good to listen to you vent.
You should really check out Tiamat's website. I think you'd like them. And if you don't, you're stupid. Hehe, JOKE!
Talk your boyfriend into sharing you. Sharing is caring, you know. Hehe.
I know how that goes. A couple weeks without the internet for me is really hard. I can do it, but it's hard... Like trying to quit Heroin hard, hah. I can go a few days, and then I feel the need to check if anyone updated.
Is it me, or have you noticed that in the past few weeks I've been hitting on you more than I usually do? lol Actually, I'm just glad you're back online. I missed talking to ya.
I hope the rest of the week goes better. 
You know that if one of those hot little college girls came onto you there would be some braking of that rule hehehehehe.
And what is the other job?