Those Europeans love there lasers and Jerry Lewis. What can you say.

Release the inner Scallywag. It's the only way.

Wait ... there's such a thing as an unwarranted dirty message?

That might explain a few things.

But seriously ... I expect you feel worse than is really warranted. I can't imagine anyone could be THAT offended by whatever you might have said.

aww hun Im sure its not as bad as you make it. But because you are a genuinely sweet person you feel bad. As so many have already mentioned we ALL make mistakes. The fact that you feel sorry says the real truth about you... okay 5 hail Mary's and 3 Peeps hehe I hope your feeling better.

BTW, I read back on your blog from the 14th of Feb.... thank you so much.... SEE, your a kind person by nature. xoxo

I'm glad you're back--I was wondering if I'd missed an important message!

We all have momentary lapses in judgement. It'll be fine. Don't worry about it.

So far, so good--there will be an upcoming blog post updating my life coming soon. Assuming I can get off my ass and write it...

I suppose this is the wrong time to tell you what a total turn-on this is my shy little petal.

That is my cheesy Frenchman routine, by the way.
It's still true, but

He's so impish! And for some reason people actually do the crazy stuff he wants them to.

I particularly enjoy the american version of his show. All the US celebrities look like dear in headlights. I saw one with Chris Rock, and you could see through his smile that he was plotting death for his agent.

Why is her mom so iconic in the lesbian/gay crowd? I've never quite understood that.

Good answer.

She was... Fabuloussssss!!

Isn't it kind of crazy that Judy Garland, Cary Grant and Alfred Hitchcock never won any Academy Awards? I think it is. Kirk Douglas, Peter O'Toole and Robert Mitchum never won one either. Crazy.

Just praying for the passing of time is all. It's all that will help.

Did you delete the tantalizing entry about dirty talk?!

I know what that's like.

Thank you beautiful ♥

Here's to the Winners...

(Even though that's an illegal use of an exclamation point. 5 yard penalty.

I thought you ran off to Paris!

love the new pic

i went to las vegas and yes it was lots of fun. i took my daughter to a show so it was more of a family thing. i get to let lose in october when i go with my honey and girlfriends.

Maybe Monday, but not tomorrow- the proof of concept is done. Should be an easy day.

I wanted to give Hopper his due, in a way. The job hunt is continuing apace. Plenty of people want to hire me for well below-market rates, of course. There are a few promising leads on the horizon, and in the meantime I'm doing some upkeep on the wee sailboat and the old beach house in the woods. Both had been somewhat neglected while I was working in the city.

How are things down south?

Quavers and cheese flavoured crisps. They don't really taste like cheese, but have less than 100 calouries in as they mostly consist of air. Next time you're in the UK try some. More information can be found here

I will be ready..I am thinking of showing only 8 or 9 pieces and going large with the prints...I just don't feel the seascapes will work as small prints...the venue is proving to be the biggest challenge as Hebden is full of Artists and everywhere is booked out for the week we want...we will find somewhere new therefore and who knows...that in itself might draw in a few peeps....it's very exciting for me. I am off for 3 days to visit this part of the world Bamburgh Castle with mrs Kpan so some photography and lots of romantic beach walking....be well my friend.